Posted

Sep 21st 2007

Mood

Delighted

Music

Night Train - Guns N' Roses

Ok so today at lunch I got the brilliant idea to buy a package of Mentos and a two-liter of Coke. We were going to do the classic "make it all fizzy and shit and then make it fly up into the air" thing. However, this did not work because we were too stupid to realize that the ground wasn't flat enough to bust the cap off correctly. After a good number of failed attempts, we decided to just start eating Mentos (which are nasty btw) and started drinking about a liter of Coke each. We were puking all over the place, the Pop Shoppe has a big puddle of vomit beside it now.

Anyway, that's not really why I got suspended. There's this girl I know, we'll call her "Student C". I was messing around, got on top of her, and me and Andrew forced her mouth open and made her eat a whole pack of Mentos. Then she was all STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS WHY'D YOU DO THAT GRRRR and we're all CHILL OUT, HAVE A COKE TO WASH THAT AWFUL TASTE OUT OF YOUR MOUTH and she's all PFFT FINE WHATEVER (Apparently, nobody at this school knows what happens when you mix Mentos and Coke). Anyway, she drank it, and needless to say she got sick. She ended up going all projectile-vomit on our principal. Not cool. As soon as she did it, she was all OMG I SWEAR NICK MADE ME DO THIS and I'm like SON OF A BITCH STUDENT C

Then, as I was trying to explain what happened, I was talking to the principal and apparently saying "I got on top of her and Andrew and I forced her mouth open and stuck the whole package in..." is not a good idea. The principal flipped out before I could finish, starting bringing up my history of technical sexual harassment/attempt to rape charges and well I got pissssed.

I started like "Stupid woman don't explode on me just because your crack pot of a husband doesn't find you as attractive as your teenage daughter" (yeah) and she was like GUH, ADSFUH, NGUH, PFFTS11!! YOU'RE SUSPENDED YOUNG MAN!!!

(This part's been deleted because I feel bad about it)

The jokes on her, she suspended me without contacting a parent. I'm legally her responsibility until the end of September, at least during school hours. She's got it coming to her. Bitch. I'm gonna go all over campus tomorrow and fuck with people's cars and paint the gym wall (maybe, apparently teenagers can't buy spray paint from Wal-Mart anymore) and harass teachers in between classes. God I'm so fucking hardcore :cool:

Anyways, today was fun. Apparently mom's not too pissed because I explained what happened (She knows Case- err I mean STUDENT C pretty well) but this is going down on my record and I'm getting slapped with some weird $950 fine, because of a couple charges I didn't understand.



Oh and I bought a new mouse today. It sucks. My old one crap'd out last night, and this one's all super incredibly responsive and shit and I can't draw at all with it. Sigh.