Posted

Jul 31st 2007

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Serious

Music

The Academy Is... - Classifieds

Stolen from Kio who stole it from Electrictypewriter who probably stole it from someone else!


El answer key:
[X] = Yes.
[/] = Maybe/Sort of/Almost.
[ ] = No.

[X] I am shorter than 5'4.
[X] I think I'm ugly. (I think I can be.)
[ ] I have many scars.
[X] I wish my hair was a different color.
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[ ] I have/I've had braces.
[ ] I wear glasses. (I have glasses.)
[X] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[X] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger. (Ooo...creepy con lurkers!)
[X] I have more than 2 piercings.
[x] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
[ ] I've Got one or two Scars.

Family/Home Life
[X] I've sworn at my parents. (Very accidental.)
[/] I've run away from home. (I attempted. The story is pretty funny...but I wont go into that.)
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
[X] My biological parents are together.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[ ] I want to have kids someday.
[ ] I've had children.
[ ] I've lost a child.
[X] I have a spoiled sibling. (We're both spoiled, what can I say?)

School/Work
[X] I'm in school.
[ ] I have a job.
[X] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[ ] I almost always do my homework.
[X] I've missed a week or more of school. (Not at the same time.)
[ ] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
[X] I've stolen something from my school.
[ ] I've been fired.
[ ] I am being or have been home schooled. (I always wanted to.)

Embarrassment
[X] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[X] Disney movies still make me cry.
[ ] I've peed from laughing.
[ ] I've snorted while laughing.
[X] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[X] I've glued my hand to something intentionally. (My other hand.)
[X] I've had my pants rip in public. (This fucking sucks. If this ever happens to you, I'm sorry. D8)
[X] Fell down on my face.

Health
[ ] I've gotten stitches
[ ] I've broken a bone.
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
[ ] I've sat in a doctors office/emergency room with a friend.
[ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[ ] I had a serious surgery.
[X] I've had chicken pox.

Traveling
[X] I've driven over 200 miles in one day. (I wasn't the one driving...uh.)
[X] I've been on a plane.
[/] I've been to Canada. (I was REALLY, REALLY close.)
[X] I've been to Mexico.
[X] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I've been to Japan.
[ ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[ ] I've been to Europe.
[ ] I've been to Africa.
[X] I've been out of my home country.
[ ] I've Been in Thailand
[ ] I've been in Philippines. (O lawd I want to go.)

Experiences
[X] I've gotten lost in my city.
[X] I've seen a shooting star.
[X] I've wished on a shooting star.
[X] I've seen a meteor shower.
[X] I've gone out in public in my pajamas. (Huh? I go to school like that.)
[X] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator
[X] I've kicked a guy where it hurts. (It was more like...knee him on accident while glomping him.)
[ ] I've been to a casino. (Walked through it, but.)
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[ ] I've gone skinny dipping.
[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[ ] I've crashed a car.
[ ] I've been Skiing.
[X] I've been in a play.
[ ] I've met someone in person from myspace. (I will never meet someone from emospace.)
[X] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[ ] I've seen the Northern lights.
[X] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[ ] I've played chicken.
[X] I've played a prank on someone.
[X] I've ridden in a taxi.
[XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show. (Almost too many times, but who could ever get enough?!)
[ ] I've been snowboarding.


Relationships
[/] I'm single. (Ummm.)
[/] I'm in a relationship.
[ ] I'm engaged.
[ ] I'm married
[ ] I've gone on a blind date.
[ ] I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
[ ] I miss someone right now.
[ ] I have a fear of abandonment.
[ ] I've gotten divorced.
[X] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[X] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[X] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[X] I've kept something from a past relationship.
[X] Kissed a girl/guy. (Hm, both actually. I wont go into that, either.)

Honesty/Crime
[X] I've done something. (Naaawww.)
[X] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[X] I've snuck out of my house.
[ ] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[ ] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[X] I've cheated while playing a game.
[ ] I've cheated on a test.
[ ] I've run a red light.
[ ] I've been suspended from school.
[X] I've witnessed a crime.
[ ] I've been in a fist fight.
[ ] I've been arrested.

Drugs/Alcohol
[ ] I regularly drink.
[ ] I've passed out from drinking.
[ ] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[ ] I've smoked weed.
[X] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[ ] I've eaten shrooms.
[ ] I've popped E.
[ ] I've inhaled Nitrous.
[ ] I've done hard drugs.
[X] I have cough drops when I'm not sick. (Cough drops are good.)
[ ] I can't swallow pills.
[ ] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem.
[ ] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[ ] I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.
[ ] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[ ] I take anti-depressants.
[ ] I'm anorexic or bulimic.
[X] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it. (What does this have to do with drugs?)
[X] I've hurt myself on purpose.
[X] I've woken up crying. (It was weird. I wasn't even sad. Btw, does this have to do with drugs, either?)

Death and Suicide
[X] I hate funerals.
[ ] I've seen someone dying.
[/] Someone close to me has attempted suicide. (I'm not sure, but I don't doubt it.)
[/] I've planned my own suicide. (Lulz, when I'm 60 I'm going to kill myself...but I'm not really sure how. You know, nothing happens after you're that old.)
[ ] I've attempted suicide.
[ ] I've written a eulogy for myself.
[X] I cut myself. (Mostly accidents since I'm a walking hazard with X-acto knives.)


Materialism
[/] I own over 5 rap CDs. (Not CDs, but albums on my computahh.)
[X] I own an iPod or MP3 player. (One iPod, two Zunes. One of the Zunes has a cracked screen but still works.)
[ ] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga. (I do like it, but it isn't my life. I usually have an unhealthy obsession of hating people who have an unhealthy obsession with anime or manga.)
[X] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece. (Multiple being...what, two?)
[X] I own something from Hot Topic. (Uh...huh.)
[X] I own something from Pac Sun.
[/] I collect comic books. (I have quite a collection of comic books, but I wouldn't say that I actually collect them.)
[X] I own something from The Gap.
[ ] I own something I got on e-bay.
[ ] I buy the newspaper everyday.

Random
[/] I can sing well. (I have my moments. Usually, not.)
[ ] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[X] I open up to others easily.
[X] I watch the news.
[/] I don't kill bugs. (I kill flies at mosquitoes.)
[/] I curse regularly. (I do when I'm around friends that curse a lot. It sort of just happens. I also talk with a southern accent when I'm with Krista. I don't know why. IT JUST HAPPENS, OKAY?! 0:)
[X] I sing in the shower. (Lolz.)
[/] I am a morning person. (It depends on which morning it is.)
[ ] I paid for my cell phone ring tone. (Nope, I'm stuck with the ring tones already on my phone. I don't ring, I orchestrate!)
[X] I'm a snob about grammar. (I type like an idiot a lot, but I am.)
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[X] I twirl my hair.
[/] I have "x"s in my screen name. (Guilty. "OMGxsamm" Though, technically, its just "x" not "x"s.)
[X] I love being neat.
[ ] I love Spam. (Ew.)
[X] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day. (This is time consuming.)
[X] I bake well.
[X] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue. (Favorite colors: green, pink, yellow, orange.)
[X] I've worn pajamas to school.
[X] I like Martha Stewart.
[X] I know how to shoot a gun. (Aiming a gun is a different story.)
[ ] I am in love with love. (Absolutely not.)
[X] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS. (U TiiPe LiiKe ThiiS ToO?!!?!!?/1JR111)
[X] I laugh at my own jokes.
[X] I eat fast food weekly. (Fast food is fast. Home cooked meals are slow. Yanno?)
[ ] I believe in ghosts.
[ ] I am online 24/7, even as an away message. (Like on a messenger? I'm hardly ever online.)
[X] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class. (That would be...FAQs, where you get graded on making and eating brownies and other stuff. Mmm. Uh, or Textile Explorations, where you sit around and sew stuff then get quizzed over the fiber content and how to take care of it, when you're done.)
[X] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[ ] I am really ticklish.
[ ] I love white chocolate.
[ ] I bite my nails.
[X] I play video games.
[X] I'm good at remembering faces.
[ ] I'm good at remembering names
[ ] I'm good at remembering dates.
[X] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
[X] I have been on the computer when I am as sick as a dog. (What the hell else am I going to do when I'm sick at home from school? SLEEP?! Lolz.)

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Stolen from Kio again. 83

[X] = Yes (1)
[/] = Almost/sort of (.5)
[ ] = No (0)

RICH BITCH
[ ] You go/have gone tanning.
[X] You own an iPod/mp3 player.
[X] You love Starbucks. (I love coffee in general!)
[X] You have been called a brat.
[X] You have tons of shoes. (Shoes. Oh my god, shoes!)
[ ] You hate buying things that are on sale.
[X] You have/had a laptop
[ ]You love shopping.
TOTAL: 5

GOTHIC
_________
[ ] Black is one of your favorite colors.
[X] You wear chains.
[ ] You like heavy metal.
[X] You've shopped at hot topic. (Oh, who doesn't nowadays?! )
[X] You have worn black lipstick. (It's called Halloween! Oh, whatever. I admit it, I used to be a creepy weirdo. )
[X] You have/had/or wanted piercings.
[X] You own a pair of Tripp pants (Liek fiev lolol.)
[X] You have at least one unnaturally colored haired friend. (Yes, and I'm also considered my friend in this case. Meh. )
TOTAL: 6

PUNK
_______
[ ] You can skateboard
[X] You like plaid.
[X] You have Converse.
[X] You hate MTV. (I hate most TV!)
[X]You have/had/want blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. (OH MY GOD GREEN? LOL? NOW I DO. )
[X] You love mohawks
[X] You LOVE Music.
[X] Hate people who pretend to be something they are not.
TOTAL: 7

EMO
______
[X] You are sad sometimes.
[X] You have dark colored glasses. (Wha? Like sunglasses? Or like dark-rimmed glasses? Either way, I have both.)
[ ] You cry easily.
[ ] You like emo music
[X] You've kept a journal/diary. (I have a Xanga roflwaffles.)
[ ] You have written a sad poem. (I don't really like poetry all that much.)
[X] You have dyed your hair.
[ ] You're sad when you're drunk
TOTAL: 4

GHETTO
________
[X] You like rap.
[X] have said "Fo Sho, Fo Shizzle, Fo Sheezy, etc.
[X] You have worn/wanted a grill. (Lmao, bubblegum wrappers and tinfoil! Lemme see yo grillz!~)
[ ] You have had a freestyling contest.
[X] You have worn your shoes with the tongue flipped out. (For like, a second to see what it was like, and its ridiculous. Don't do this.)
[ ] You know most of the lines from Boyz N Da Hood
[X] You own a huge gold chain with a giant gold pendant (It's um. Fake? )
TOTAL: 4.5

HARDCORE
___________
[X] You like loud music
[/] You love/like the Ninja Turtles. (Well, I used to!)
[X] You have slip-on shoes. (My own pair of vans ;
[/] You like Norma Jean.
[X] People have called you a freak and meant it lovingly (And I call them freaks back~)
[ ] You love to "hardcore" dance
[X] Your hair has been dyed more than one color.
[X] You wear jeans a lot.
TOTAL: 6


PREP:
_______
[ ] You LOVE The OC.
[ ] You had/have/want a tiny/small sized dog.
[/] Your usual outfits consist of pink. (Erm. It depends on the day.)
[X] You like buying shoes A LOT.
[ ] You have clothes from Hollister, AE and/or Abercrombie
[X] Getting your nails done is a fun thing.
[X] You have/had big sunglasses.
[/] You can't go anywhere without your hair perfect. (I can't go anywhere with bedhead, but perfect is going a little...too...far.)
TOTAL: 3.5

ATHLETIC
__________
[/] You watch/watched the Superbowl
[ ] You own track shoes or cleats other sports related shoes.
[ ] You collect jerseys.
[ ] You have/ had a special shelf for trophies and awards.
[ ] Your garage/shed consists of sports equipment.
[ ] You belong/belonged to a team.
[ ] You have a specific number preferred for your jersey.
TOTAL: .5

SCENE
_______
[X] You like putting little bows in your hair
[X] You have mini-skirts
[X] You have parted your hair to the side.
[ ] You think polka-dots are way cute. (Polkadots are way way way ugly. On me, anyway.)
[X] You have done a peace sign while you pose for a picture. (HAI HAI WEEABOO PEASU!)
[ ] You've been called scene before.
[X] You wear/wore long, colorful socks
TOTAL: 5


REDNECK
__________
[X] Gone four wheeling.
[ ] Went hunting.
[ ] Owned a four/three-wheeler or dirt bike...ect.
[ ] Like to go fishing.
[/] Eat beef jerky (I used to.)
[X] Ever said GIT-R-DONE. (Mocking people at my school.)
[X] Listened to the song Redneck Woman.
[/] Say y'all and ain't a lot (Erm, this one depends on who I'm with~ btw the apostrophes were in totally wrong spots and a lot is two words.)
TOTAL: 4


METALHEAD
___________
[X] You wear band shirts a lot. (TWO WORDS, I SAY!)
[ ] If people down talk metal you down talk their favorite music. ( I down talk metal.)
[/] You like bands like As I Lay Dying, Lamb Of God, and All That Remains. (AILD)
[/] You HATE emos.
[ ] You like Black Sabbath.
[ ] You have gone to Ozzfest.
Total: 2

Lawl I'm punk. -flail- Why isn't nerd/geek on here? That probably would have won.
Pissed!