Posted

Jul 14th 2007

So, following [userid=radical jojo]'s example, I decided to do a meme for Edmund.

Take it away, bug-man!

Edmund: >
Edward: Let me join in too!
Edmund: What? No way! This is my focus time!
Edward: You always get the focus! When's it going to be my time to shine?!

...you can both participate...

Edward: Well let's get going then!


How old are you?
Edmund: Now, in order to know the answer to that question, one would need to know when they were born, now wouldn't they? So, I can't answer that.
Edward: Younger than Edmund >:p

Height?
Edmund: 5’3”, 5’7” with antennae in a relaxed position
Edward: 5'7", thank you very much, I don't need any oversized (probably steroid-induced) antennae in MY calculations...
Edmund: That's because they're so small.
Edward: WHAT WAS THAT, YOU LITTLE---

Got any bad habits?
Edmund: Well, I don't know if you can call it a BAD habit, but I occasionally rip off my extra limbs when they grow in...
Edward: Ewwwww.
Edmund: Though I do also pick at my ears alot. I suppose that could count.
Edward: My only bad habit is being TOO SEXYAY FOR THIS EARTH. Yeeaaaah.
Edmund: He also wets the bed.
Edward: I DO NOT!

You a virgin?
Edmund: No comment.
Edward: A thousand times NO! ;p

Who is your mate/spouse/significant other?
Edmund: None...currently.
Edward: I've got several...thousand. Always willing to add to the collection .
Edmund: Of VDs as well I'm sure.

Have any kids?
Edmund: Nope.
Edward: Gosh I hope not...

Favorite food?
Edmund: ...
Edward: He'll eat anything that moves. Or doesn't move. Or looks at him funny. Or doesn't look at him at all. But only when he's drunk. (My favorite food is those little chocolate things they leave under the pillow at hotels. My pallet is much more refined than that of my dear elder brother.)

Favorite ice cream flavor?
Edward: His favorite ice cream flavor is asphalt.
Edmund: It is not! (it's mint chocolate chip mixed with rocky road.)
Edward: Yeah, mixed with DIRT.
Edmund: Well, maybe a little...
Edward: Ugh. (Mine's chocolate, by the way, but I'm flexible .)

Killed anyone?
Edmund: ...maybe.
Edward: Maybe? How maybe? You either did kill someone of you didn't.
Edmund: It was...indirect. I don't want to talk about it.
Edward: Psh, fine. As for me...come to think of it, I don't think I have. Yet.

Hate anyone?
Edmund and Edward (in unison, pointing at each other): Him.

Any secrets?
Edward: Wouldn't YOU like to know ...come by my place afterwards, and I might share some with you...
Edmund: Like any of THAT would be secret by now.
Edward: Speaking of secrets, we really don't know what he looks like under that scarf, now do we? Should we find out?
Edmund: (pulling scarf tighter) No, no, that's fine, next question.

Love anyone?
Edward: No, really, let's see what's under that scarf.
Edmund: (pulls away)
(Edward goes off chasing after Edmund into the distance)