Posted

Jun 27th 2007

Mood

Inspired

Music

Aozora no Namida--Hitomi Takahashi

If you had to be one Simpsons character who would it be and why?
Homer. D'oh is said almost every other sentence as I blunder about the house. And I'm rather slow.

What makes the perfect sandwich?
A machine, most likely, but that's open to debate.

If the world wore pajamas outside everyday, what would you wear?
Something that would help with the fact that the planet was wearing smothering layers of clothing.

Who do you tell all your secrets to?
Whoever asks. Thankfully, no one's asked the right questions.

How many peoples' Top 8/12/16 are you on?
Probably one.

What do you think the purpose of a middle name is?
Honestly? To take up space.

What is one habit you have that you wish you didn't?
Picking scabs. Fine with all my other odd habits.

Would you ever have a threesome? seriously.
Given the opportunity, most likely.

What do you wanna be when your grown up?
A slacker.

Do you think a degree is necessary in life?
It makes people listen to you.

What color do you think does not look good on anybody?
Orange. Like, fake tan orange. Good gravy, what the fuck are people thinking?

Do you ever go commando? Do you like it?
A lot. I don't like the "freedom"; too breezy in odd places.

If you were an animal, what would you be and why?
Velociraptor; who wouldn't want to be a dog-sized killing machine?

If you had to pick a song as a soundtrack of your life, what would it be?
Violent Seas, by Taproot.

Do you like feet?
How the fuck am I supposed to walk without my fucking feet?! How do I kick puppies without them?! Ludicrous!