Posted

Jun 11th 2007

Mood

Hysterical

Music

This Aint A Scene, It's An Arms Race - Fall Out Boy

Stolen from izzy McWaffington

My vision's getting blurry 'cause I took some Ibuprofein. It always makes my vision blurry... So let's look at the computer screen and stare at small type!!

1. Pirates or Ninjas? Pirates (c'mon now, ninjas are old hat.)
2. Cake or Cookies? Cookies can be cakes, but cakes can't be cookies.
3. SheezyArt or DeviantArt? Deviantart is shinier, but Sheezy is more user-friendly...
4. Long hair or Short hair? Long hair... Long hair going down to the knees.
5. Green or Red? ... *looks at Sheezy layout*... mm, Red-much?
6. Rock or Rap? Prog
7. Kittens or Puppies? Kitties are throwable.
8. Manga or Realism? WTF kinda question is that? o_O
9. Lemons or Limes? Sprite
10. Art or Writing? Comics
11. Day or Night? Night
12. Hetero or Homo? Lol, I hope I'm hetero. Otherwise Jojo'd kill me
13. Indoors or Outdoors? Indoors, fuck nature.
14. Bath or Shower? "How would you ladies like to go swimmin' in my pool? And by uh pool I mean bathtub... And by swimmin', I MEAN SEEEEEEEEEX!!!"
15. Incense or Candles? Candles do both.
16. Drawing or Colouring? Coloring is a part of drawing?
17. Happy or Sad? Which do I prefer? Or which am I now?
18. Suicide or Homicide? Homocide is manlier.
19. Die by drowning or Die by burning? *scratches head* burning to death on pure potassium or chlorine.
20. Hypodermic needle or Airgun shot? Psh, airguns don't hurt. :/
21. Skirts or Jeans? Skirts, I'm a guy... Or do you mean which do I prefer to wear?! Urrgh, so confused ;; (but no, I don't wear skirts... XP)
22. Miley Cyrus or Hannah Montana? Whichever'll suck dez nutz.
23. Johnny Depp or Orlando Bloom? Johnny Depp banging Orlando Bloom.
24. UFO or Flying Saucer? The F kinda question? I got both out back!
25. Rain or Shine? Rain... And thunder... And city poison.
26. Denim or Khaki? Denim. I aint' no hippie.
27. Gold or Silver? Silver.
28. Butterfly or Moth? Butterfly's are poisonous to ingest.
29. Earth or Air? Air, earth can suck a cock. Hear that Toph?! Stupid hoe... >_>
30. Fire or Water? FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!
31. Calvin or Hobbes? Hobbes. Straight up son.
32. Trè or Billie? ... Mandy?
33. Summer or Winter? Summer. Winter sucks balls... (What's with all these oral sex allusions today? o_O)
34. Spring or Autumn? Autumn. I was born in the fall, and that's when my power is the strongest.
35. Life or Death? Death. Life is death. Trick question.
36. Mom or Dad? Grandma giving me $20 ?
37. Supernatural or Normal? Supernatural. Who the hell would pick normal?
38. Keyboard (the instrument) or Piano? Keyboard.
39. Fountain of Youth or Shangri-La? Shangri-la has those hawt Ishbalan wimmens P:
40. Clowns or Mimes? Whichever burns fastest.
41. Light or Dark? Dark. Dark is always better.
42. Pie or Pi? Pi of pie.
43. Smilies or No smilies? Emoticons
44. Angelfood or Devilfood? Devilfood. Good for you.
45. White chocolate or Dark chocolate? The darkest strongest dark chocolate. White chocolate is for hemophiliacs... Has no flavor at all.
46. Angel or Devil? Loner angel, who plays by his own rules... NONE!! *pow pow pow*
47. House MD or Scrubs? Scrubs, c'mon now.
48. Simpsons or Family Guy? Simpsons did it! I like Family Guy, but I was born and had brain cells, eyes, a TV and a sense of humor in the 80s and 90s, and I know Family Guy rips off Simpsons so
49. Island or Mainland? Island baby.
50. Barbed Wire or Razor Wire? Barbed wire was invented on my birthday. We share a kinship.
51. Heartless or Nobodies? WTF?! Was this written by a high school girl or something? (Hell, could be a junior high girl as well.)