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Tomonori: Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

  Tomonori: Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Posted
May 22nd 2007
Mood
Tired
Music
Keiki Kobayashi - "EPHEMERAL DREAM"
• FEELiNG. . . Tired.
• LiSTENiNG T0. . . Keiki Kobayashi - "EPHEMERAL DREAM".
• SiPPiNG. . . Sweet tea.
• MUNCHiNG 0N. . . BBQ sandwich.
• WATCHiNG. . . "Charm School Girls".
• W0RKiNG 0N. . .noffin.
• THiNKiNG. . . mrrraawwrrgh.
• READiNG. . . "Baby&Me" manga.
• QU0TE 0f teh DaY. . . "Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris"

• xox whoaaah ramblings and stuff xox •

Once again . . . My fat ass has been on Gaia. It's such an addicting little site. Seriously . . . If you don't have a Gaia account, get one. AND ADD MEEE [celestial x delinquent]. And comment my profiiiiile. I like comments, they make me feel special. >__> Oh my god, I still haven't forgotten about you lovely folks on Sheezy. Y'all just need to join me in the madness. Remember . . . username is celestial x delinquent. Friend & Comment me. I'll love you forever. AND IF ANY OF YOU ASSHOLES HAVEN'T JOINED GAIA, HERE'S THE LINK. ^__^ YAAAAAY!!!

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• xox FIVE RANDOM CHUCK NORRIS FACTS xox •

'cause you whorez wanna be just like him . . .

001. Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

002. When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he does not push himself up. He pushes the Earth down.

003. When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

004. If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

005. Chuck Norris once partook in a pissing contest outside of a bar. His opponent drowned.
 

Comments

  Comments

AniMeowzerz Says:

Tell you the truth, I very much dislike Gaia D:

rareopaldragon Says:

LMAO good chuck norris jokes

Ninja of Zanzaa Says:

oh yeah well, i crotched wacked chuck norris and he admitted to me that korean children are in a factory writing those jokes and those that fail to make good jokes...their family gets killed =(

Claire Redfield Says:

Chuck Norris jokes

Black Phoenix CO Says:

those are awesome!!!!^^ Chuck Norris rocks!!

MyraMew Says:

Chuck Norris scored over 100 touchdowns in a football game...because the other team didn't have the guts to take the ball from him