Posted

May 1st 2007

I got tagged by .

1) Full name: Keir Harry Loyal Danger Brown. Danger's my middle na- oh nevermind.
2) Male/Female: He-man.
3) Anyone?: everyone!
4) Does your name mean anything?: Swarthy. Ironic given my ghost-like complexion.
5) Nickname(s): From the top: TAK, K, Mr.K, Captain K, Kommander.
6) What do you think you look like? Slightly better looking than that guy in the mirror.
7) Date of birth: 12th September 1987.
8) Place of birth and current location: Norwich, Norwich.
9) Nationality: British Caucasian.
10) Astrology sign: Virgo.
11) Chinese astrology sign: Uh, Rabbit I think.
12) Religion: Satani- no wait, Lucifar- uh, Jedi.
13) What's your favorite smell?: For the sake of my manliness, Gasoline. But I'm pretty sure me and Zee have the same thing in mind.
14) Political Position?: I'm complicated, hippies? bad, police state? bad, compensation for being insane?, good.
15) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?: Uh, milk? maybe juice? I dunno, something wet so my morning cigarette doesn't stick to my lips.
16) Hair + eye color: I'm a natural paroxide blonde, and green.
17) Do you look like anyone famous?: I've been told I look like Johnny Depp many many times, especially after Pirates of the Caribbean. Also apparently Sportacus.
18) What do you look like?: Tall, thin, blonde, pale, lots of scars, nails need trimming, could do with a shave, pint of milk, loaf of bread, need a haircut.
19) Any unusual talents?: Shush, there are children present.
20) Righty, lefty, or ambidextrous?: Righty, usually, although I eat left handed and do various other things with my left hand.
21) Gay, straight, bi, or other?: I'm straight as a ruler with a slight bend in the middle, but I try to avoid the oh-so-trendy labels.
22) What do you do for a living?: I'm on incapacity, so, uh I guess being mad is my current career.
23) What do you do for fun?: ....
24) What are your favorite art materials to work with?: Acrylics mostly, but I've recently found the joys of watercolours and foam brushes.
25) What kind of materials would you like to work with?: I'd like to maybe work in metals, brass jewelry or something.
26) Have you met your grandparents?: uh, the relatively sane ones, yes.
27) Boyfriend/Girlfriend:
28) Crush: No thanks, I prefer juice.
29) What celebrity would you date if you could?: Hmm, good question. Johnny Depp, just to really confuse people.
30) Current worries?: "did I leave the oven on?".
31) Favorite online guy/girl(s): save for a very select few people, nobody, if I talk to you at least once every week, you're one of them.
32) Favorite place to be?: On top. ....oh, you mean place! Uh, in bed. With Zee. ....on top.
33) Least favorite place to be?: Iraq? Would that count? I've never been there, but I wouldn't really want to be right now.
34) Do you burn or tan?: uhm, nope, actually neither, my skin-tone varies from pale to weather-beaten pale, and I've never once gotten sunburn. This could also be accredited to the fact I am nearly blind in bright sunlight so I don't see a lot of it.
35) Ever break a bone?: Fingers, and my nose. It leans slightly to the left now.
36) What is your favorite cereal?: Sugar, I usually add Shreddies or cinnamon Grahams if I feel like mixing it up a bit.
37) Person you cry with: Pfft, I'm a man, when I'm sad I headbutt things. Regardless of anything zee might tell you, I was just choking on, uhm, beef jerky, and I got something in my eye.
38) Any sisters: one...no wait, two, we just don't talk about the second one because she got adopted and then turned into an attention seeking bitch, and now she's probably living off some poor bastard. My family is great.
39) Any brothers: Three, I'm the third oldest. The oldest is actually my half-arabian half-brother who's father was killed by bandits in the middle-east. No seriously, I'm not kidding.
40) Any pets: Five cats. Technically one of them isn't ours though, just a stray that moved in and lives here and smells really bad.
41) An illness: ps-ps-ps-psychosis!
42) A pager: Do I look like a doctor?
43) A personal phone line: Are you kidding? the main line is hardly even used.
44) A cell phone: Yes. I use as a torch mostly.
45) A visible birthmark: hmm, plenty of marks, but them all happened some time AFTER birth.
46) A pool or hot tub: Can't swim, not a lobster.
47) A car: I can't even drive yet.
48) Personality: uhm, distracted? Does that count as a personality trait? I'm generally pretty laid back, uh, 'cept when I'm not.
50) Your clothing style: I'd have this really in-vogue, "I woke up with a hangover and this was the first thing at hand" look, I accomplish it by waking up with a hangover and grabbing the first thing at hand.
51) Room: Computer, bed, keyboards, mess.they all take up about the same amount of room.
52) What's missing: Batpole.
53) School: I broke my first bone at school you know, thankfully it wasn't one of mine.
54) Bed: is not guaranteed to be where I sleep, I sometimes sleep on my seatee, or if I'm feeling a bit adventurous, I have a hammock. My current bed is a top bunk without any sides, I keep meaning to put those back on.
55) Relationship with your parent(s): Well, I'm in a band with my dad, so it's gotta be good.
56) Do you believe in yourself?: Of all the things I believe in, I'm almost 100% sure that I do infact exist.
57) Do you believe in love at first sight?: Depends, how many drinks first?
58) Consider yourself a good listener?: pardon?
59) Have a future dream that you would like to share?: I'm gonna drop my non-chalant musings and say with full conviction, I have no idea about the future, and that's all I can say.
60) Get along with your parents?: oooh, Dejavu.
61) Save your e-mail conversations?: I rarely use email.
62) Pray?: Ave.
63) Believe in reincarnation?: Oh god I hope not, once through is enough for me.
64) Brush your teeth twice a day?: Sometimes more, sometimes less, my memory is patchy at best.
65) Like to talk on the phone?: I avoid it as much as I can.
66) Like to eat?: It stops the pain, so I suppose so.
67) Like to exercise?: Does walking to the fridge count?
68) Like to watch sports?: Not unless someone gets hurt.
69) Sing in the car?: I sometimes sing in the van.
70) What is a dream that you have all the time?: I don't generally remember my dreams, but there's a couple, yeah.
71) Dream in color?: Grayscale dreams must be very boring.
72) Do you have nightmares?: I'm pretty sure that's why I try not to remember them.
73) Sleep with a stuffed animal?: There's a stuffed seal under my pillows, stops them falling off the bed.
74) What's right next to you?: Peeling wallpaper, or alternatively, a sleeping cat.
75) What's on your favorite mug?: It's what's on the inside that counts.
76) What's on your mouse pad?: Uh, wrist rest.
77) Your favorite flavor of gum: Bubblegum flavour.
78) Your brand of deodorant: Oh, uh, Lynx: whatever is currently in the bathroom.
79) Your dream honeymoon spot: The Moon. Oman, or Transylvania.
80) Your dream husband/wife: ...oh come on, we all know who I'm gonna say.
81) What's hiding in your closet?: A monster.
82) Under your bed: A seatee.
83) The name of one of your closest/best friends: That's a closely guarded secret.
84) Your bad time of the day: Any time within an hour or waking up.
85) Your worst fear(s): I FEAR NOTHING.
87) Your favorite time of year?: The end of it.
88) Your favorite holiday?: Walpurgisnatch.
89) A material weakness?: Nylon?
90) The weirdest food or drink that you like: Squid probably, or rice pudding with whipped cream and cherries.
91) At the top of your "to-do list"?:
92) The hardest thing about growing up: Nope, not answering that one, no jokes, just I'd really rather not make it public.
93) A pet peeve?: What a silly idea for a pet.
94) Your scariest moment: Oh jesus, leaving this one alone too.
95) Your attitude about love?: I can live with it, I suppose.
96) The funniest or most desperate thing you've done to get the attention of the opposite sex?: No joking, I acted like a complete asshole, teased her when I heard she had a crush on me, then confessed my undying love for her. Somehow worked out perfectly.
97) The worst feeling in the world: Loneliness, waking up alone, again.
98) The best feeling in the world: Waking up and finding that the night before wasn't a dream.
99) Who sent this to you?: Zeeeee.
100.) Tags: YOU. (This is me covering up for the fact nobody wil read this.)

If you read the whole thing, you have too much free time, isn't there some paint you could be watching dry?