Posted

Mar 24th 2007

Mood

Passionate

Music

Passionate? Alright... *cough*

Anyway, for old time gamers that remember Final Fantasy 1. The original pain in the arse itself. I don't know if any of you actually finished it, I did, a few years back using the power of EMULATOR TIME TRAVEL! (load/save state).

The ending is, well... here it is. This is text that appears in a black rectangle over some f-cking river and some trees after you defeating the very destructive CHAOS, some wannabe turned into a demon. Between parenthesis you can read what I thought as the text flashed by.

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The Time-Loop is now Broken! The 2000 year long battle is over. Peace prevails.
(Yay! Well that bastard was tough. It's a happy ending.)

Control of the four elements, the Earth, the Win, the Fire, and the Water again belongs to the earth.
(Hurray.)

Garland's hatred burned for 2000 years. That hatred led the Four Powers to this world.
(Yes, I'd have much hatred too if I was as pathetic as he was.)

CHAOS was created from those Four.
(Yeah...I'm guessing that, where is this going?)

Evil dominated the world and covered it in darkness.
(What? Again!? I thought I just finished the game...)

But, it is over now, wrong has been set right!!!
(Oh phew, you had me there for a second.)

The LIGHT WARRIORS are returning.... AS they travel in time, the world returns to normal.
(I'm sure.)

Sara and Jane wait for them... Of course, Garland does too.
(Who the crap are Sara and Jane? ...Wait, what!?)

But, when did it ever happen?....
(What the f-ck?)

Everything went mad in a day. The reason lies in the 2000 year Time-Loop.
(Wha!? It's not over?)

The Four chose to become one force, and fight against the four evil forces that set darkness upon the world.
(So we win or not?)

When the Four return, it will be to their past. all signs of the battle with the Forces will be erased.
(Well that's gay.)

But the legend will live on. Pass down by the Dwarves, the Elves and the Dragons...
(Hmmm'kay... o_O)

Pass on by peoples unsure where the story came from.
(Oh shut up.)

The LIGHT WARRIORS return from their journey back in time 2000 years.
(Good! We won?)

The memories stored deep in their hearts will protect the world.
(Isn't that wonderful? >_< )

Never forget the good and true...
(I'll keep that in mind.)

Never turn the Four Powers to the darkside....
(Like Darth Vader did.)

And truth will always live in the hearts of people.
(I'm sure it will....)

The warrior who broke the 2000 year Time-Loop is truly a LIGHT WARRIOR.... That warrior was YOU!
(...Super. )

May the ORBS always shine!!....
(May you die.)

THE END
(F-ck you.)