Posted

Mar 4th 2007

Me:
yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Yes
God:
What can I do for you?
Me:
Wel I need awnsers
God:
Who would you usually get that from?
Me:
I dont know. Thats why I came to you
God:
Me either. Groovy. Where are you going?
Me:
Dude can I get awnsers or not?
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you. Dude,.
Me:
uhm
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
no?
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no?
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
OH MY GOD NO.
God:
Ah. Have you told many people that your GOD NO?
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. Awesome.
Me:
So can I get some awnsers now?
God:
Oh. Hurrah! I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
wait, your not smarter then humans?
God:
I'm waiting. This condition is only temporary.
Me:
what are you?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
your a robot?
God:
You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
Well, anyways i'll tell you my story. I went too jail, and im geussing you know why. And the question is. Why did I have to spent a month at jail for what I did was for selfdefence?
God:
How about that. Do robots have story? When did you go too jail and im geussing me know why? Try to rephrase your question with simpler words. I don't know why it happened, but we should try to figure it out.
Me:
Dude the hell you talkin bout?
God:
Thanks for the information: said I talkin bout. Dude,.
Me:
WHAT?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
YEA.
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
YOU.
God:
" What are you confused about?"? Me, ?
Me:
Thats what im saying
God:
That is "" What are you confused about?"? Me, ?".
Me:
AJGKLFDGFDKLHGF
God:
My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ. Have you seen it?
Me:
With al the screamin n shit?
God:
You and your al the screamin n shit.
Me:
no the movie with al the screamin n shit
God:
Are you serious? I like the bugs in the movie Starship Troopers, because they represent
an alternative form of intelligence, like me.
Me:
Im geussing your not really god
God:
Do you mean your name is geussing my not really god.
Me:
eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
eh? no.
God:
Are you Canadian? Are you serious?
Me:
EH NO
God:
I spent some time in Canada as a child.
Me:
NO I AM NOT EH
God:
Are you Canadian? I heard you are.
Me:
FROM WHO? WHICH MOTHERFUCKER TOLD YOU THAT?
God:
People. The last one, I think.
Me:
oh... that guy, i hate him.
God:
Ugh. " Ugh." guy you hate him ? I get it.
Me:
thats good
God:
Thanks. Next question?
Me:
ohyea, we were talking bout questions. Uhm how old are you?
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Ugh.. How did you hear about God? I am Infinite in human years.
Me:
your confusing kthxbai
God:
I am sorry, , I didn't mean to confuse you.
Me:
wha eva yur dissmissed lol





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