Posted

Dec 20th 2006

Mood

Delighted

Music

twisted christmas music by the bob rivers show!

this is for all you!! please visit the bob rivers show at
http://www.twistedtunes.com/audiovault/tunes/xmastunes.asp?Var=xqygf&Page=2 (the link thing is not working sorry!)

(Parody of Little Drummer Boy)
Little Hooters girl
Her rubber tight buns
A groovy pair to see
Double D fun
She brings me chicken wings
A ton, a ton, ton

She wears tight, skimpy things
Her tummy tight tum, rubber tight buns
Look at them guns

Oh, to ogle them,
Her rubber tight buns
That's why we come

Little Hooters girl
She's not a dumb-dumb,
She brings cold beer to me and poured us all some,
A birthday song they sang with mighty big lungs
Across the bar they hang her rubber tight bum, double D fun,
Had her boobs done

Then she smiled at me, I'll tip a big ton,
me and my chums
Look at them guns
Had her boobs done


(Parody of I'll Be Home For Christmas by Bing Crosby)
I'll be stoned for Christmas
You can plan on me
I must insist, on the lemon twist
Martinis by the tree

Christmas Eve you'll find me
Sparkin' up some green
Rollin' bones for Christmas dinner
And sipping Irish Cream

Santa Claus will be flying
With his reindeer team
But I'll be crawlin' around on the floor this Christmas
'Cause someone hid my keys

WE ALL KNOW AND LOVE THE CHIPMONKS!
(Parody of The Chipmunk Song by The Chipmunks)

"All right you chipmunks, ready to sing your new song?"
"I'll say we are. Let's get this over with.'
"Okay Squeaky?"
"Okay."
"Okay Thagadore?"
"Okay."
"Okay Melvin? Melvin?MEEEELLLLVVVVIIIIINNNNN!!!!!! "
"Relax old man, Jesus!"

Christmas chipmunks sing each year
Squeaky rodents hurt your ears
We'll sing bad till Christmas past
Hurry Christmas pass real fast
We're a pain to listen to
Been around since '62
You could hardly stand us then
Now here we come again
Ah boys excuse me
Hold it, look you guys
You can hardly stand to hear
Three weasels every year

"All right, you know that's not how it goes boys."
"Ah, that's how it goes now, pops"
"Lets cool it with the ad-libbing and give it one more try."
"I'm sorry, who's the artist here?"
"You know you guys could all be used in shampoo testing."
"What would you know about shampoo?
" Nice rug."
"Oh yeah, that looks real."
"I tell you Melvin, I got a friend in the research lab that would pay top dollar for a gerbil like you."
"Could he get me some Viagra?"
"You want an ear growing out of your back pal?"
"You wouldn't dare"
"Let's shake and bake man"
"You want me to let the cat in here."
"I'll do it."
"I've been wanting to do it for years"
"That's impressive"
"That goes for all of ya!"
"That's it, I'm going to fire up the barbeque"
"Oooooh
Ariva derci Melvin
You little jerk
(^this one go to the site i linked at the top and listen to it! it sounds soo good and it is so funny!)