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Dec 10th 2006

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I'M FUCKING MALE DAMMIT.

Retro Belmont: Please tell me this isn't EREK DICK ELF again?
SantaClaus: Oh dear. umm. ah.. Ho there!
Edwin Elf here

Welcome back to Santa Central! :-D

Umm, before I put you in touch with the BIG guy this year I've got to update my records.

Can you just enter the year you were born? Like this: 1980.
Please?

Retro Belmont: SON OF A BITCH
SantaClaus: Can you just enter the year you were born? Like this: 1985

Retro Belmont: OK LISTEN UP
SantaClaus: Arg. =-O I'm gonna get in trouble here. I've got to get the year you were born.

Retro Belmont: WE'RE GONNA DO THIS
SantaClaus: Um... This is still Edwin Elf.

I'm reeeeeally sorry.

Like, I've kinda mixed up the records and I've got you down as 637 years old! I really can't let you through without getting your age. Just enter it like this, 1980.

Retro Belmont: SO I CAN SPEAK WITH SANTA GRID
SantaClaus: Year you were born, please. In numbers. Like: 1975

Retro Belmont: 1990
SantaClaus: Um, k, right. So... Oh; Can you please tell me whether you are:

1. Male
2. Female

Retro Belmont: *Exhale*
SantaClaus: Can you puh-lease just tell me if you are:
1. Male
2. Female

Retro Belmont: Male
SantaClaus: Oh dear, I'm going to get in so much trouble here -- can you just tell me:
1. Male
2. Female

Retro Belmont: 1.
SantaClaus: Hey now... I have to know whether you're like a boy or girl:
1. Male
2. Female

Retro Belmont: I'm getting PISSED ALREADY
SantaClaus: Hey, I really have to know if you are a:
1. Male
2. Female

Retro Belmont: 1. Male
SantaClaus: Can you puh-lease just tell me if you are:
1. Male
2. Female

Retro Belmont: 1.
SantaClaus: Hey now... I have to know whether you're like a boy or girl:
1. Male
2. Female

Retro Belmont: FKLDFK;LDSFKL;MNSDFL;L;SDFMFKLDFK;LDSFKL;MNSDFL;L;SDFMFKLDFK;LDSFKL;MNSDFL;L;SDFMFKLDFK;LDSFKL;MNSDFL;L;SDFM
SantaClaus: Oh dear, I'm going to get in so much trouble here -- can you just tell me:
1. Male
2. Female