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Dec 9th 2006

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I DUNNO IF I'M MALE OR NOT.

Retro Belmont: SANTA GRID????
SantaClaus: Oh dear. umm. ah.. Ho there!
Edwin Elf here

Welcome back to Santa Central! :-D

Umm, before I put you in touch with the BIG guy this year I've got to update my records.

Can you just enter the year you were born? Like this: 1980.
Please?

Retro Belmont: I MISSED YOU GOD DAMMIT
SantaClaus: Arg. =-O I'm gonna get in trouble here. I've got to get the year you were born.

Retro Belmont: I THOUGHT YOU DIES
SantaClaus: Can you just enter the year you were born? Like this: 1985

Retro Belmont: DIED*
SantaClaus: Um... This is still Edwin Elf.

I'm reeeeeally sorry.

Like, I've kinda mixed up the records and I've got you down as 637 years old! I really can't let you through without getting your age. Just enter it like this, 1980.

Retro Belmont: NGSDL
SantaClaus: So... I really need the year you were born.

Retro Belmont: I'm 69 years old boy
SantaClaus: Year you were born, please. In numbers. Like: 1975

Retro Belmont: No.
SantaClaus: So... I really need the year you were born.

Retro Belmont: WHAT FOR?
SantaClaus: Year you were born, please. In numbers. Like: 1975

Retro Belmont: ONKNLNVKDVN
SantaClaus: So... I really need the year you were born.

Retro Belmont: JKSDF;'
SantaClaus: Year you were born, please. In numbers. Like: 1975

Retro Belmont: 2006
SantaClaus: Year you were born, please. In numbers. Like: 1975

Retro Belmont: 1975
SantaClaus: Um, k, right. So... Oh; Can you please tell me whether you are:

1. Male
2. Female

Retro Belmont: JokeMoblin
SantaClaus: Hey, I really have to know if you are a:
1. Male
2. Female

Retro Belmont: Male k?
SantaClaus: Can you puh-lease just tell me if you are:
1. Male
2. Female

Retro Belmont: NSDKLFNGF
SantaClaus: Hey now... I have to know whether you're like a boy or girl:
1. Male
2. Female

Retro Belmont: MALE
SantaClaus: Oh dear, I'm going to get in so much trouble here -- can you just tell me:
1. Male
2. Female

Retro Belmont: 1,
SantaClaus: Can you puh-lease just tell me if you are:
1. Male
2. Female

Retro Belmont: 1.
SantaClaus: Oh dear, I'm going to get in so much trouble here -- can you just tell me:
1. Male
2. Female

Retro Belmont: lknv;lsvnklsvd
SantaClaus: Hey, I really have to know if you are a:
1. Male
2. Female

Retro Belmont: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITHH YOU GO DDAMMI
SantaClaus: Hey now... I have to know whether you're like a boy or girl:
1. Male
2. Female

Retro Belmont: GNFDSJKLG
SantaClaus: Hey, I really have to know if you are a:
1. Male
2. Female

Retro Belmont: JSA'LFK
SantaClaus: Can you puh-lease just tell me if you are:
1. Male
2. Female

Retro Belmont: K
SantaClaus: Hey now... I have to know whether you're like a boy or girl:
1. Male
2. Female

Retro Belmont: DDFSK
SantaClaus: Oh dear, I'm going to get in so much trouble here -- can you just tell me:
1. Male
2. Female

Retro Belmont: K
SantaClaus: Hey now... I have to know whether you're like a boy or girl:
1. Male
2. Female

Retro Belmont: FDK
SantaClaus: Hey, I really have to know if you are a:
1. Male
2. Female

Retro Belmont: K
SantaClaus: Oh dear, I'm going to get in so much trouble here -- can you just tell me:
1. Male
2. Female

Retro Belmont: Male
SantaClaus: Can you puh-lease just tell me if you are:
1. Male
2. Female

Retro Belmont: Male
SantaClaus: Can you puh-lease just tell me if you are:
1. Male
2. Female

Retro Belmont: Male
SantaClaus: Hey now... I have to know whether you're like a boy or girl:
1. Male
2. Female

Retro Belmont: 1. Male
SantaClaus: Hey, I really have to know if you are a:
1. Male
2. Female

Retro Belmont: WTF
SantaClaus: Oh dear, I'm going to get in so much trouble here -- can you just tell me:
1. Male
2. Female

Retro Belmont: FTW
SantaClaus: Hey now... I have to know whether you're like a boy or girl:
1. Male
2. Female

Retro Belmont: FTW
SantaClaus: Can you puh-lease just tell me if you are:
1. Male
2. Female

Retro Belmont: SGHKFAS
SantaClaus: Oh dear, I'm going to get in so much trouble here -- can you just tell me:
1. Male
2. Female

Retro Belmont: JD
SantaClaus: Hey, I really have to know if you are a:
1. Male
2. Female

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Retro Belmont: DAMMIT, I WANTED TO TALK TO SANTA, BUT I CAN SEE THAT'S NOT HAPPENING.
SantaClaus: Can you puh-lease just tell me if you are:
1. Male
2. Female

Retro Belmont: 1. Male
SantaClaus: Hey now... I have to know whether you're like a boy or girl:
1. Male
2. Female

Retro Belmont: 1. Male1. Male
SantaClaus: Oh dear, I'm going to get in so much trouble here -- can you just tell me:
1. Male
2. Female

Retro Belmont: 1. Male
Retro Belmont: 1. Male
SantaClaus: Hey, I really have to know if you are a:
1. Male
2. Female

SantaClaus: Hey, I really have to know if you are a:
1. Male
2. Female

Retro Belmont: 1. Male
SantaClaus: Oh dear, I'm going to get in so much trouble here -- can you just tell me:
1. Male
2. Female

Retro Belmont: 1. Male
SantaClaus: Hey now... I have to know whether you're like a boy or girl:
1. Male
2. Female