Posted

Oct 4th 2006

How stupid are you?

[x] I have walked into a glass/screen door

[ ] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.

[x] I have choked on my own spit.

[ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.

[ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.

[ ] I have accidently caught something on fire.

[ ] I've told a cop to freck off and gotten screwed for it.

[ ] I attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth.

[x] Sometimes when I think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me weird.

[ ] I've caught myself drooling.

[ ] I've accidently caused an explosion.

[x] If someone says the word "fart", I can't help but laugh.

[ ] I've turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times.

[x] Sometimes I just stop thinking & zone out.

[ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.

[ ] I just tried to lick my elbow

[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.

[ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice".

[ ] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.

[ ] I've used my fingers to do simple math.

[ ] I've jumped off a moving vehicle.

[ ] I ate a bug for $5 or less.

[x] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.

[ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't.

[ ] I've done something really stupid while I was drunk.

[ ] I've ran around naked when I was drunk.

[ ] I've ran into a golf cart tire when I was drunk.

[x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.

[ ] I accidently break a lot of things.

[ ] My friends know not to use big words around me.

[ ] My friends like me because I'm fun to laugh at.

[x] I tilt my head to the side when I'm confused.

[x] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.

[x] I've fallen out of my chair before.

[ ] When I'm lying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.

Multiply your answer by 4 and thats how stupid you are...

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