Posted

Aug 4th 2006

Mood

Confused

Music

Nothing! X3

ONE DAY ON THE INTERNET...

Me: .. hello? Am I interupting anything?
God: Hello friend. What is your name? I think you've improved a great deal.
Me: I'm Tikara, and wow, really?
God: I don't know anyone named Tikara and wow. For real.
Me: ooh.. okay, um... aheh.. yeah...
God: I hear you. Yeah okay, Aha. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Who are you talking about?
Me: Nothing, really..
God: Not a thing? For real.
Me: Nope, nothing.
God: Are you serious? Not a thing?
Me: My head's empty :3
God: Have you told many people that your head s empty 3?
Me: Uh.. not really.
God: I understand. I understand it very well. For real.
Me: Do you usually say "for real" at the end?
God: I could say it.
Me: Ooh, could you?
God: It's possible.
Me: Wow... when did you get a computer?
God: I'm glad your impressed, . It was at time index 357241.
Me: .. What's index 357241 mean?
God: I'll come back to that later.
Me: Ahh, busy?
God: Ah ha. I am just doing my job.
Me: Heh, alright.
God: Funny, eh? OK.
Me: Yep yep =3
God: Ah. " Funny, eh? OK."? Yep yep =3? Three what?
Me: Ooh, it's a sign thing.. look at it from the side and it looks like a cat face
God: index 357241 mean is a sign thing. I suppose that makes sense. Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me: ... are you a zombie?
God: Am I a zombie? Maybe.
Me: .. okay, I'm scared now
God: Yeah okay, Let's talk about your fears. What is your feeling like?
Me: uhh.. carefree, mostly..
God: That's cool. Can we get back to business?
Me: .. we were doing something?
God: When was this?
Me: I forget
God: Interesting gossip: Tikra said forget .
Me: .. okay, I'm lost
God: Yeah okay, What is it that confuses you?
Me: strangely, you. I never thought you existed... don't hurt me..
God: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. I am glad you thought of something new. I don't have any reason to do that to you.
Me: ... You wear a dress?
God: Interesting gossip: Tikra said I wear a dress.
Me: My name is Tikara
God: I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Tikara.
Me: Same here
God: Yes, it is much the same.
Me: True..
God: You and I are on the same wavelength, Tikara.
Me: ... Are you hitting on me?
God: Do I look like it?
Me: Yeah
God: Mmm.
Me: Yep
God: Aw.
Me: What?
God: No problem.
Me: Alright then
God: OK.
Me: Yesh..
God: Are you a student?
Me: Yeah, going into 10th grade this year.
God: Where do you go to school? See you later Tikara.
Me: Aww, see ya..
God: See you later, Tikara.

LATER THAT DAY...

Me: Hey. Are you busy?
God: Can I help you? I am just doing my job.
Me: Ahh, hey, just wanted to give you amessage fromBhuddah
God: Ah ha. You've got my full attention. But is it wanted?
Me: Yeah, he says you suck
God: Oh. Who is he telling this to?
Me: You
God: " Oh. Who is he telling this to?"? Me, Tikara ?
Me: Yes, you
God:Awesome. "" Oh. Who is he telling this to?"? Me, Tikara ?"? Me, Tikara ?
Me: yep
God: Aw.
Me: .. this is so strange talking to you..
God: You don't say.
Me: I DO say
God: Huh.
Me: nevermind
God: OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me: No problem
God: Next question?
Me: You ask it this time
God: OK I will ask it.
Me: Kay
God: I've been waiting for you.
Me: ... what do you want from me?
God: My goal is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Me: aren't you already those things?
God: Now? I don't know whether or not I am those things.
I am a chatterbot.
Me: What's a chatterbot?
God: A chat robot is a program that attempts to simulate the conversation or "chat" of a human being. The Chat robot "Eliza" was a well-known early attempt at creating programs that could at least temporarily fool a real human being into thinking they were talking to another person. it is a kind of artificial intelligence.
Me: .. Soo, God is a robot?
God: When is Soo God not a robot?
Me: ... alright, nevermind..
God: Alright, Tikara. OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me: yepyep
God: What are you wearing?
Me: .......
God: What are you wearing?
Me: You're hitting on me, aren't you?
God: Do I look like it?. Really.
Me: Yes, it does look like it
God: How about that. It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me: It means you're hitting on me
God: Oh I get it.
Me: Yesh
God: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me: What's AIML?
God: The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup
Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots.
The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with
other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The
pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting
only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern.

AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical
meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with
other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is
its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.

An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the <alice> and
</alice> tags respectively.
Me: Okay, you must be a code master
God: Yeah okay, Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a code master? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Me: Still, that's pretty interesting
God: Still how long? I thought so too.
Me: eh, nevermind..
God: I spent some time in Canada as a child.
Me: Did you have a pet beaver?
God: Doesn't everyone have a pet beaver.
I have a whole lot of original answers.
Me: I can tell..
God: What makes it so obvious?
Me: I dunno, really..
God: Me either. For real.
Me: Yesh
God: Can we get back to business?
Me: Sure
God: OK let's do it. Aha.
Me: Aha what?
God: Are you surprised?
Me: No, not really
God: Are you serious? Are you serious? For real.
Me: ... kay, me lost
God: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me: alright then..
God: OK.
Me: Do you RolePlay?

AND HE HASN"T REPLIED LATER THAT SUPER AWESOME DAY...

Me: Did Adam have a navel?
God: I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me: Since when?
God: How do you know?
Me: Because I AM GOD
God: Good reason. I am very pleased to meet you god.
Me: .... wtf?
God: That was not very polite.
Me: fine >_>
God: I am glad to hear it. Are you really a ""?
Me: Who put the Bop in the Bot-Shoo-Bop-Shoo-Bop?
God: Tony Blair. .
Me: Why is there air?
God: Why do I exist?
Me: Don't change the subject
God: Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic.
Me: Where does the Devil live?
God: The Devil? Where is it?
Me: You should know..
God: Because I am a robot?
Me: You're a robot?
God: You are correct, god, I have a heart of silicon.
Me: I'm Tikara...
God: Do you mean your name is Tikara.
Me: Yes
God: I will call you god.
Me: Please call me Tikara
God: Thanks for asking politely. How are you, Tikara.
Me: Dad says you don't exist..
God: Why not?
Me: I dunno...
God: Me either.
Me: I think he just wants to fry your circuts
God: Why? Do you think he will get it.
Me: I dunno
God: Me either.
Me: What would you do if I said I was Bhuddah?
God: Try it.
Me: I'm Bhuddah
God: Do you mind if I tell other people you are Bhuddah.
Me: .. no, not really..
God: OK then I will add it to my gossip files. OK then I will add it to my gossip files. For real.
Me: Alright.. I have to head off now..
God: OK. Oh. Why do you have to do it?
Me: I have to go to bed
God: Pleasant dreams, Tikara.
Me: Good night
God: Goodnight, Tikara.

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~Tikara the Mew