Posted

Jun 27th 2006

Really try it. I worked hard on this, but I don't have friends anymore.

Write a message, but don't press the ENTER button. If your contact starts to ask you why it takes so long, restart the whole process.

Answer randomly. Try to talk like you're having a conversation with someone else.

Blame your contact for blocking you, every time he goes offline.

A classic: Appear offline and appear online soon after. If he/she asks you to stop, reply him with "I'm having issues with MSN". Continue this for an hour, contacts will appear offline for some kind of mysterious reason. Continue this a year, you won't have friends anymore.

Invite everyone in a conversation, then leave.

Steal someone's nickname. Invites him in a conversation. Then use his font and avatar. Say things wich the contact wouldn't say.

Invite contact X in a conversation with contact Y. Start a new conversation with person X in another conversation. Continue this until you have about 8 windows with contact X. Have a conversation with him/her in each window, about a same subject.

Use Windows Messenger along with MSN Messenger to repeat the previous tip.

Act exactly like your friend (nick, avatar, font). And repeat everything what he says.

Leave your automessage on (chose a really big one) while having a conversation.

Say hello to someone, then ignore him/her.

Use the "/appearoffline" command if you use MSN Plus. The contact will see that you're still typing, although you're offline.

Make up a "curse" and send it to superstitious contacts. Repeat this step until he/she goes "offline".

Invite a friend in a conversation. Ignore him/her, but have a conversation with the other friend. If he/she leaves the conversation, invite him/her again.

Use sexual explicit emoticons if you know that your friend's family is nearby. Try to do it once, flud his/her screen before he/she blocks you. You can do this with extreme sites.

Act like you can't understand him/her. "WHAT, I CAN'T SEE YOUR MESSAGES!!!1".
Lure him/her into telling secrets. "HEY MAN IT WOULD BE A MISSED OPPURTINITY IF YOU TELL ME A SECRET NOW". If he/she is stupid enough to tell you something, reply him with "I can hear you after all".

Nudge him/her every 5 minutes.

Use your alt email to gossip about yourself. Return to your own email account and say that you have your sources.

Talk to everyone whose status is "busy" . And ignore them when they appear online.

By Jason Choy aka DJJ-Asshole