- Posted
- May 9th 2006
- Mood
- Stupid
- Music
- worthy to stay - nickleback
damn, i feel so stupid...
so today i'm at my usual routine, eating and then taking my meds, which consist of 12 different pills...
so i'm like hanging around my kitchen with my bro, i'm taking my last pill when he makes this joke about this local song called "first day high"... damn, i love this song... although it seems like a rip-off of "first day funk" it's 10 times better... now back to my story... so yeah, i was taking my meds and my bro chooses this time to make a joke about stoners and getting high... as usual, i crack up... WHILE TAKING A SIP OF STUPID EFFIN WATER...
so i try breathing through my mouth... I CAN'T... then my nose... I CAN'T... so i like stay still and my bro's wondering why i stopped laughing... by this time, i'm purple from trying to breath... so he comes over and does the heimlich maneuver on me... WHILE I'M HOLDING THE GLASS OF WATER...
so he's like a head and a half taller than me... he's carrying me around, swishing me back and forth, i'm purple and choking, and i drop the glass, and it shatters into a million pieces...
he gets a cut, and i finally splirt the water out of my mouth...
he ends up with this horrible gash and i end up cleaning up the whole thing...
and YES.... i choked on water... get over it... it happens...
we ended up laughing about it... but i never want to see a glass of water... AGAIN... lols
here, have a glass of water
Flasht Says:
That's so mean, Mouserz, you're on my list.lol jk
Well, at least you can laugh about it.
Here, have some noodles.
KGAM4342 Says:
That sounds relatively unpleasant. Careful with that evil water... I never thought hydration could be so dangerous...
Redsun Says:
Thats why I drink pop but still you can choke on pop too.
Oh well... At least your alive! 
sunANBU Says:
well at least you came out of it ok! i chocked on a grain of rice once!!
maRIK COSSman Says:
it's all right, today i choked on powdered sugar
and i choke on water all the time *hugs* at least you
didn't die
Vienna Says:
ROFL. Omg, I can totally imagine that scene in my head. That's crazy. That's a shame about the cut and the shattered glass but... it must be worth it on some level for the 'look back and laugh' entertainment factor.