Posted

Mar 27th 2006

Mood

Delighted

Music

Sufjan Stevens- Chicago

So yeah. I totally wasnt on like, all day yesterday. Why?

Was hanging out with this feller:

Oh my god, rofl. Dont even say tl;dr by the way. You must read this.

The fun started BEFORE I even GOT to the mall (where we were supposed to meet.) My mom was driving me to the mall. We were driving past this... kinda bad neighborhood. There was this gardening center next to the road, and there was some kid ripping the flowers out of the ground and throwing them into the sidestreet. My mom, being Jewish (.... ) decided it would be a spectacular idea to scare the kid to death. The kid started running home and my mom pulled into the sidestreet next to him.

"I SAWWWWWWWWW YOU! AND IM GONNA GO CALL THE POLICE! GO PUT THAT SHIT BACK NOW!!"
At which point the kid was so terrified he FLEW back down to where he had pulled the flowers out, BAWLING. He couldnt have been older than 5. Then, when he was done (crying and throwing the plants back into their holes), he came running to the car window "I'm sorry ma'am, I'm sorry, I'm all done" and I felt soooo horrible, I started crying a little. Awww ):

OKAY SO YEAH. Get to the mall, meet peter. Theres not much to do besides walking around and being indie whores (involving the analyzing of bands in FYE, oh man) and discussing old movies and shit from these posters that were being sold. And I bought him some buttons and myself some buttons and all was cool.

KEEP READING. IT GETS BETTER.

So we get bored and decide to leave for Barnes and Nobles (which is about a mile from the mall). On the way, we stopped into Pier One to make fun of a kid from our school. Then when that was done, we started making our way down the highway which consisted of

a)perfoming walks from the ministry of silly walks
b)throwing dandelions on the windshields of passing cars
c)running across a 4 lane (each way) highway like flailing idiots

So anyways, after attempting to buy root beer at the starbucks across the road but not having any, we made our way down to the Barnes and Noble's. This probably wouldnt be that interesting to you; it was more of a discussion time for the comic we plan on doing. And reading books for guys about how to get laid... :/
EDIT:
peter: that book was about how to be a GENTLEMAN
peter: a GENTLEMAN who gets laid

SO YEAH. After doing everything we had planned on doing, we decided to walk over to WalMart and see what to get ourselves into. To GET to walmart, we have to walk past a bunch of stores. One of those stores is Circuit City. Theres a small wooded patch right before you get to the store. There was this huge ass stick. I grabbed the back end and he grabbed the front and we ran like idiots down the parking lot. Then we found a shopping cart. We put the stick in the shopping cart. Our original intent was to walk in front of the windows acting completely normal with the cart so people would see us. To make a long story short, we noticed they had automatic doors. *cough*.
Open close open close.

Peter pushing the cart in front of the store:



Then we made our way to walmart after running like idiots through the parking lot after shoving the cart in the doors.

At walmart I attempted to get Peter to put on a bra, but it didnt work. So we went into the toy section. We found these canisters of this stuff called Ploop or something, right? Well one was already open so we took some. Yes I know, thats bad. We stole Ploop. So peter gets all paranoid that someone might have seen us, and I'm just walking around playing with it in my hands, ahahaha. It reminded me of

To make another long story short we sent the walmart employees on a futile search for floam. Nobody like... knew anything. It was great. And the whole time I was sitting there playing with the Ploop stuff, and pointing to it to describe Floam and where we might find it.

Anyways, went to look at fish, whatever. Threw Ploop across the aisles. Then got drinks and sat outside on the lawnmowers while waiting for our parents.

Was so fun.

This guy is a great sketch artist and if you dont go watch him, I'm going to be mad. I made him join Sheezy this past week so hes fairly new. Wish him well. :)

I think he's glad to be here at Sheezy.

peter: ahhhh
peter: furry porn
peter: god