IRL Antics: The "Best" Alarm Clock Ever.

This is a TRUE STORY. It happened in IRL. Yup. In IRL.

Okay, so the night before, Aurora told me that we'd have to wake up early, unlike the previous days where we always slept in until about 10-11ish.

Anyway, I set the alarm clock on my cellphone to go off at 8:30 allowing me to be dressed and whatnot by nine.

The day after, at 8:26 Aurora totally ninja kicks me in the ass whist yelling "WAKE UP, IDIOT!" while I was still fast asleep. It definately woke me up.

However, like i'm sure most of you do, whenever I wake up in the morning, I get into a sitting position before I get up. You know, sort of a transitional stage between deep sleep, and being up and about.

So I'm sitting down, still have asleep and in the process of waking myself up. THEN she flying kicks me into the wall, (my bed is beside the wall) shouting "NO SIT-SLEEPING!!"

If that wasn't bad enough, at that moment she hops over me and onto my bed, rips the sheets away, and starts pushing/kicking me off my bed. WTF! X_X And it's freaking cold in the morning too!

Then my cellphone alarm went off.

So yeah, technically, she's not the best, but I can say that Aurora is the most efficient alarm clock I've ever had. >.>
Thanks, Boogerbreath. </3