Me and the Pope

by pizzacats

in Completed Works

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Me and the Pope

(Verse One)
You know my friend
His Holiness of Holy?
He's real layed back
And loves guacamole.
John Paul was his name
What a great guy.
Until he died
And got sent to the sky.
My friend John Paul
Loved to have fun.
We smoked nearly everything
Under the sun.

(Chorus)
Me and the Pope
Smokin' some dope
Doin' it in the Vatican
Oh, my friend the Pope
You know he's so dope
We often have fun in the Vatican.

(Verse Two)
One day Popey got some real good shit
From this guy in Mexico.
We smoked it until we passed out
Then got munchies at the Texico.
You'd think someone of high power
Would really be mega boring
But let me tell you, Pope John Paul
Excited me when he was snoring.
Now that this little song is done,
And you know about that great guy,
My friend the pope with whome I smoke,
It's time for all my good-byes.

(Chorus)
Me and the Pope
Smokin' some dope
Doin' it in the Vatican
Oh, my friend the Pope
You know he's so dope
We often have fun in the Vatican.
> 'I'm sick of the things I do when I'm nervous.' by pizzacats
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Mature Oct 31st 2006
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HAHAH ok. I wrote this in... seventh or eighth grade. I found it recently on my computer and laughed my fucking ass off.

First off, I know you don't get the munchies from dope. But srsly, how many other things rhyme with "Mexico?"

Secondly, I know it has no rhythm or anything haha. was all like "WELL ROSEH I USED TO MC AND LET ME TELL YOU RIGHT NOW THAT YOU CANNOT WRITE RAPS SRY2SAY." Besides the fact that I giggled at him being a former MC (BECAUSE I AM TOO WHITE GURL :<, I found this statement to be quite true~

So. Yeah. WORD UP HOMEYZ.

edit: lol frontpage. wtf guys haha

Comments

rosie rose rose Says:

you're my hero

Unsung 1 0 0 Says:

My god

kun9p0w Says:

That made me giggle .

Leondra Says:

X'D That was awesome o3o

Doctor Dolittle Says:

Makes me think of David Peel's song, "The Pope Smokes Dope."

Shiro Says:

Oh dear god.
I love you.

greenpeach Says:

Ahahaha.
You are amazing. : D

MiniBean Says:

You err... do get the munchies from dope lol.

Cool little song though, made me chuckle.

bobcandance Says:

LOL OMG YOU RAPPED THIS AT ME ON MSN AWHILE AGO.
AND I LOVED IT.
AND YOU.
BEBEZNOWKTHX.
favoriteeeedddd.

Some Dude Says:

Prose before hoes.