Zetsu teh spy

I always wondered how Zetsu was a spy

I mean, i can just SEE him walking into Kohona right now o__O;

Zetsu's white half: HI!! im new here :3
Zetsu's black half: Shut up! youre embarrasing us!
Zetsu's white half: Im just being friendly >_>
Zetsu's black half: Dude, i don't know the MEANING of the word.
Kotetsu: Can i please ask WHY you look like the famous s-rank criminal, Zetsu?
Zetsu:Uhhh... im NOT Zetsu, im... uuuuhhhh... SASUKE! and... im... cosplaying?
Kotetsu:...
Zetsu: *pokes venus flytrap* see this? its not REAL, its...papier mache, and my voice is all robotic because im wearing a darth vader voice changer mask, and i... PAINTED ONE HALF WHITE! yeah! thats what i did! >_>
Kotetsu: and the ring?
Zetsu: *stuffs hands in pockets* what ring?
Kotetsu: Sasuke doesnt have green hair...
Zetsu: I dyed it! and before it looked like a ducks butt, soi decided to get a new hairstyle! isnt it sexy?
Black half:...
Kotetsu: ...

Yeah. i think my sanity is going. x3