Calvin Classic's APW

This little number here is what is called the All-Purpose Weapon(APW). It may look like a pipe-wrench, but it's more. You can use it:
-to grapple onto platforms and $%^& ala Bionic Commando
-as a flashlight in dark areas
-to break open (wooden) doors
-to break or pick locks
-to activate hard-to-reach switches
-to lock on to an enemy's weak point
-to fix pipes....duh...
-to just plain bash people over the head
-...and there's a firearm option that includes a regular pistol, flamethrower, machinegun, drillbit shooter, laser, homing missile launcher, among others...yeah, too much Deus-Ex-Machina, but what the heck.

Maybe I should just call this the MULTI-purpose weapon, but somehow ALL-Purpose sounds better.

Calvin Classic, APW ©Me