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If Only Half Life 2 Was Real
If only Half Life 2 was real...
That would be a great great deal
It would be an honor for me to say
RUN IT%u2019S THE COMBINE! Every day
There would be zombies bleeding
And citizen's pleading for there freedom to come
There%u2019s an antlion there
Some guts in your hair
A zombie scratched you and made a big tear...
Then Gordon Freeman
He's beamin'
Every witch way and there
If only Half Life 2 was real
(Not Half Life 1 that would be hard to pick up something with those graphics)
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Comments
The Evil Muffin Says:
I like. =D
sabriel Says:
I have guts in my hair ;0;
Techneon Says:
this is the best half-life 2 related poem I've ever seen....... and the first
vampirella666 Says:
I really like this! Pretty funny
~Rayne
Terrin Says:
Take me with you!!......
caca Says:
gordon freeman will save us from the combine
how ironic
Spooks Says:
ZOMBINE GET IT
reapersfable Says:
lmao.
i love half life 2. it was awesome.
i made a poem bout hl2, more serious like, and i was kinda ashamed of it, but yers is funny.
:3 i think gordon freeman is a midget, hes not much taller than a box, but can't see over a regular sized fence.
you shoulda added the striders or d0g into the poem. :___:
however, it was enjoyable.
Streamed Says:
And G-Men changing colors telling you to wake up
PZippy666 Says:
You....are.....my......god.