Once, when the world was very young, there was a great feud between the Bears and the Sharks. The war went on for years, decades, millenea. One ay, when things were at their grimmest; a young boy known only as Jiggerstick appeared at the horizon.
"Do not fight!" the boy cried. "There are much more important things to be thought of!"
"Like what?" one of the bears gruffly asked.
"Like girls," the boy replied. "Girls on trampolines."
"Girls on trampolines?!" a shark retorted. "What is so great about girls on trampolines?!"
The boy chuckled and handed the shark a videocasette. "You shall see," he said. "In the meantime, I do declare that the Bears and Sharks should live in harmony!"
The two animals looked at each other, and nodded. Harmony, girls, and trampolines didn't sound like such a bad idea.
That night, there was a massive party. The Bears and Sharks were united, and there were many girls on trampolines. A treaty was signed, binding the Bears and Sharks: The Treaty of Jiggerstick, named after the mysterious boy who showed the Bears and the Sharks the wonders of humans of the female gender bouncing on pieces of canvas stretched tightly over a metal frame with springs.
Comments
Tell me more of this "Jiggerstick"
that shark looks like a mob boss
jiggerstick Says:
I was totally there and was all like "Hey you! the bear. yeah over here mister ]<" he knew what I was talkin' about!
DarkScythe Says:
And thats the true meening of life
Tasatsu Says:
o.o I wish to learn the ways of jiggerstick, for he will certanily rule all.
Yes, this shows us the truth. Humans, bears, and sharks should all gang up on those fucking crocodilians. What assholes.
Ushi Says:
lmao
BRILLIANT STORY!!
Lexicon Devil Says:
funny, usually fights START over women, not END because of them...
giascle Says:
I thought it was good until I read the description. Then I thought it was great.
DylanCBargas Says:
I want to jump on a trampoline.
