So I'm listening to Mark Henry's new theme song from WWE Wreckless Intent, "Some Bodies Gonna Get It" by Three 6 Mafia. And somewhere in the chorus, I swear to you, it sounds something like this.
"Somebody's gon' get they ass kicked
Somebody's gon' get they Wii split"
Therefore, I am hereby convinced that in a last ditch effort to save face after their pitiful performance at E3 (As much as I'm a Playstation guy myself, it's bad enough to make the damn console $500-600 dollars, but to have the damn thing LOCK UP during the biggest gaming expo of the year?), Sony will be sending Mark Henry to snap everyone's Wiis in two.
Comments
Deathlyambience Says:
OH GOD YES
Not to mention that he came out ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE
Marty Says:
Swiiiiiiit.
maikerenna Says:
I don't know what's scarier.
The overall feral look of Mark Henry...
...or the fact that you drew Mark Henry.
=D
-- Mike
Cukeman Says:
RUN, KITTY! FOR ALL OUR SAKES!
wheretheresawil Says:
ROFL
NICE, man
CHSCalvin Says:
*Hides his wii*
NEVER! I just got this thing from the future! T_T
*gets eaten by mark henry*
vaporshi Says:
sjdjdsjd Lmao. I LOVE IT.
Save the wii
Sharpy Says:
He can pretend to be a monster all he wants.
In the end, he's still 'Sexual Chocolate', the guy who is the father of a hand.
Cat Megex Says:
Gorilla Man!