Alternative title: "Dante Needs New Glasses WTF" We'll say that this is taking place sometime after DMC2, and that he decided to break in the classic DMC1 outfit. That and...well...even though he's technically not supposed to age (as far as I've been informed), we'll assume that from being forced to behold one too many flashy ghosty demonic entrance cinema sequences his sight just went to hell.
And all you hardcore DMC fans should get the joke, anyway. How in every Devil May Cry game, there's a different chick that wears skimpy clothes and junk that is SOMEHOW majorly involved in the story. *snerk* Yeah, I went there.
Cell © Akira Toriyama
Dante © Devil May Cry, Capcom
Drawing and renditioning and coloring © me