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Calculator Rap
I’ll see you later like an alligator
Don’t be a hater cause my calculator
I’ll see you later like an alligator
Don’t be a hater cause my calculator
I know mad cats that be rolling in hummers
By I gotsta a gadget that be crunching numbas
On my calculator I can do several equations
And on the SAT’s I do better than all the Asians
I’m a giant and you’re all just midgets
My calculator holds up to 12 digits
I can deal with numbers even if they’re prime
My calculator can even tell the time
Mine gets me happy, yours makes you frown
I write secret messages upside down
My calculator has huge equals sign
Yours is garbage and you can’t have mine
My calc is more high tech than a rocket
It’s so pimped out it fits inside my pocket
I’ll see you later like an alligator
Don’t be a hater cause my calculator
I’ll see you later like an alligator
Don’t be a hater cause my calculator
Division or subtraction I can do it all
I’m so hood man I stole it from the mall
I got a sick one you aint got nuttin
Cost about 20$ just for 1 button
1 to the 2 point 3 8 4
It’ll leave you asking for more
I use it summer even in winter
I got the one with the portable printer
Pi squared divided by two
My calculator is more gangsta than you
Mines so fly it hooks up to my computer
Why don’t you sign on, I can be your tutor
This is a challenge Golden Cat
Why don’t you show us your plaid T do that!
I’ll see you later like an alligator
Don’t be a hater cause my calculator
I’ll see you later like an alligator
Don’t be a hater cause my calculator
Face it man your plaid T’s boring
When I heard your song it left me snoring
In a freestyle battle I will ruin ya
Sound like you should rap for Nick Junia
You just mad cause you can’t see me
My rhymes are rated R yours are rated G
When it comes to rapping I’m on top
My rhymes are Grade A like Stop and Shop
I’m nasty you should just throw in the towel
I’m gangsta you’re whither than Colon Powell
I’ve got you choked and I’ll tighten the noose
Your rhymes sound like they’re from Dr. Seuss
You can’t touch me I know you’re mad G
It’s about Calculators forget your Plaid T
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