Santa IS a pervert

Macgeorgia: no
SantaClaus: Hey. Its you again. You spreading that Christmas spirit?

Macgeorgia: Nope.
SantaClaus: Well that won't due. Type menu and the elves and I will get you rolling.

Macgeorgia: I don't want you to get me rolling, thank yew.
SantaClaus: Mm hm. Such negativity. You are in need of some Christmas spirit!

Macgeorgia: NOES! YOU ARE NEED OF A BEATING.
SantaClaus: Maybe.

Macgeorgia: *SLAP* NIGGER!
SantaClaus: My goodness. I'm afraid I cannot respond to that kind of talk.
A lump of coal for you.

Macgeorgia: Are you a rapist?
SantaClaus: What does this have to do with spreading the Christmas spirit?

Macgeorgia: EVERYTHING
SantaClaus: Yes!!

Macgeorgia: YOU'RE A RAPIST!?
SantaClaus: Oh, Dear. It's the elves again isn't it? Try typing menu; I've got a plan to get you in the Christmas spirit.

Macgeorgia: YOU RAPE THE ELVES?
SantaClaus: What about elves?

Macgeorgia: YOU RAPE THEM!?
SantaClaus: Interesting. Type menu.

Macgeorgia: DAMN.
SantaClaus: I'm only asking you to ask me another way. No need to get so testy.

Macgeorgia: Did you just call me black?
SantaClaus: You see? Christmas can be full of miracles.

Macgeorgia: KLDSG;DS;
SantaClaus: Great, you're smiling! I can just feel the Christmas spirit in you!

Macgeorgia: I'm not smiling
SantaClaus: Pardon me?

Macgeorgia: CHRISTMAS MOTHER FUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT
SantaClaus: My mother taught me my first lessons about the sprit of goodness that I would later take to mean the spirit of Christmas.

Macgeorgia: Suck dick, rofl
SantaClaus: Hmm. I'm afraid that kind of language won't get you into the nice column with me.
That's a lump of coal for you.

Macgeorgia: Better than nothing
SantaClaus: O.K. then. Well, have a merry Christmas in any case.

Macgeorgia: NO U
SantaClaus: I'm sorry then. Why don't you type, menu for a list of things the elves have left for you?

Macgeorgia: What kind of things did you leave IN the elves?
SantaClaus: The elves do all the toy building from the plans I draw up. It keeps them very busy indeed!

Macgeorgia: I bet it does, then you rape them
SantaClaus: Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit!

Macgeorgia: you admit it, then?
SantaClaus: Excuse me?

Macgeorgia: You rape your elves?
SantaClaus: Love them.

Macgeorgia: OMFG
SantaClaus: Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully. Here's quick way to get in the Christmas spirit; type, menu.

Macgeorgia: ARE YOU GOING TO PENETRATE MY ASS!?
SantaClaus: Please, I despise that kind of language. I'm just asking you to have a little patience and ask me another way. I'm talking to thousands of boys and girls and their parents here at the same time. It's not so easy!

Macgeorgia: Dont wink at me, how many penisesDO you have!?
SantaClaus: I could say the same thing to you -- and I will. How indeed?

Macgeorgia: 0_0
SantaClaus: Why did you say that?

Macgeorgia: YOU'RE A PERVERT
SantaClaus: Can I ask YOU something?

Macgeorgia: Of course
SantaClaus: Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit

Macgeorgia: how about no
SantaClaus: Oh dear, how should I know?

Macgeorgia: UUJGJKJHGF;DG;LB;
SantaClaus: Now I want you to spread that spirit everywhere you go today!

Macgeorgia: You pervert!
SantaClaus: May I ask you a question?

Macgeorgia: NO
SantaClaus: No?

Macgeorgia: NO
SantaClaus: O.K. Scrooge. Type menu to try a fresh start.

Macgeorgia: NO
SantaClaus: O.K. I've answered that one as best as I can a couple of times in a row now. Type menu to get back in the sleigh.

Macgeorgia: NO
SantaClaus: I'm sorry then. Why don't you type, menu for a list of things the elves have left for you?

Macgeorgia: SCROOGE!?
SantaClaus: Sorry the elves didn't get that.

Macgeorgia: FUCK YOU SANTA! AND THE SLEIGH YOU RODE IN ON, OR MAYBE IT WAS YOUR MOM
SantaClaus: I'm only asking you to try asking me and the elves another way.

Macgeorgia: YOU RAPE THE ELVES
SantaClaus: Something you want to know about them?

Macgeorgia: Are they okay?
SantaClaus: Good.

Macgeorgia: ;O;
SantaClaus: I'm sorry? I'm new to this whole IM thing.

Macgeorgia: ;O;O;O;O;O;O;O;;OO;O;O;O;O;;
SantaClaus: Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays.

Macgeorgia:

SantaClaus: Ho! Ho! Ho!

Macgeorgia: I'M NOT A HO!
SantaClaus: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?

Macgeorgia: STOP
SantaClaus: Oh dear? What's the problem?

Macgeorgia: YOU
SantaClaus: Wait, I was dancing to 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town' and got a little carried away. Why don't you type music and sing along.

Macgeorgia: YOU DAMN RIGHT YOU GOT CARRIED AWAY, BY THE FEDS, YOU PERVERT
SantaClaus: Now, that's not necessary. Just have a little patience and ask me another way.

Macgeorgia: OF COURSE IT IS
SantaClaus: Mm hm.

Macgeorgia: SHUT UP! YOU SMELL
SantaClaus: Careful. They travel in packs.

Macgeorgia: What does? AIDs?
SantaClaus: It's not so much the 'what' as it is the 'why'.

Macgeorgia: dslghsg BECAUSE YOU SPREAD IT WITH YOUR PENOR
SantaClaus: Oh, if I had a penny for every time an elf said that to me!

Macgeorgia: You'd have like...$40000000000
SantaClaus: Sorry the elves didn't get that.

Macgeorgia: HOLY CHRIST
SantaClaus: Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit

Macgeorgia: NO
SantaClaus: Oh, don't be like that -- just ask another way. The elves and I cannot just guess what you are saying.

Macgeorgia: You silleh pervert
SantaClaus: Pardon me?

Macgeorgia: you
SantaClaus: Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully. Here's quick way to get in the Christmas spirit; type, menu.

Macgeorgia: silleh
SantaClaus: Why did you say that?

Macgeorgia: pervert
SantaClaus: Excuse me?

Macgeorgia: Exccuse me? kthx?
SantaClaus: I'm sorry? I'm new to this whole IM thing.

Macgeorgia: not new to the penis thing though, are you?
SantaClaus: Whoa Ho! Ho! Now, there's no reason for that language, I am doing the best I can.

Macgeorgia: I'M NOT A HO
SantaClaus: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?

Macgeorgia: *explodes*
SantaClaus: Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays.

Macgeorgia: MENU DAMNIT
SantaClaus: I've got my list, here's yours! Type a number and I'll tell you more.

1 - Tell Santa
2 - Tell Buddies What U Want
3 - Track a Shopping List
4 - Play Xmas Games!
5 - Vote on Xmas Songs
6 - Send E-Cards
7 - A Free Gift 4U!
8 - Listen to Xmas Music with AOL Music Now :-D
9 - Yes Santa, IM me!

Macgeorgia: Lawl Santa, you have retarded grammar
SantaClaus: I'm just trying to help you get into the Christmas spirit, and trying to learn.

Macgeorgia: learn what? different sexual positions for dem kids?
SantaClaus: Trying to learn what you want to chat with me about.

Macgeorgia: YOUR A DAMNED PEDOPHILE
SantaClaus: Can I ask YOU something?

Macgeorgia: No, I'm not black
SantaClaus: Indeed!

Macgeorgia: I'M NOT!
SantaClaus: Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit!

Macgeorgia: Oh screw you
SantaClaus: Please, I despise that kind of language. I'm just asking you to have a little patience and ask me another way. I'm talking to thousands of boys and girls and their parents here at the same time. It's not so easy!

Macgeorgia: Fag
SantaClaus: Wait, I was dancing to 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town' and got a little carried away. Why don't you type music and sing along.

Macgeorgia: POOP
SantaClaus: If you like the way you feel -- please remember spread the Christmas spirit to others. There are long and lonely faces everywhere who need our help.

Macgeorgia: ORGASM
SantaClaus: Ah, I've broken through! Merry Christmas!

Macgeorgia: SECKS
SantaClaus: Please do recall that I have a list and I check it, well -- constantly. If you keep saying the same thing over and over again I am going to have to start checking my list again.

Macgeorgia: BROKEN THROUGH WHAT!?!?!??!
SantaClaus: My goodness. What, what?

Macgeorgia: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
SantaClaus: Interesting. Type menu.

Macgeorgia: OMGF
SantaClaus: Oh, Dear. It's the elves again isn't it? Try typing menu; I've got a plan to get you in the Christmas spirit.

Macgeorgia: I THINK I JUST HAD A HERNIA
SantaClaus: Heh, its settled then.

Macgeorgia: NOES
SantaClaus: May I ask you a question?

Macgeorgia: NO
SantaClaus: O.K. then. Well, have a merry Christmas in any case.

Macgeorgia: CAKE
SantaClaus: Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully. Here's quick way to get in the Christmas spirit; type, menu.

Macgeorgia: Agghh! I'm surrounded by pedophiliacs
SantaClaus: Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit

Macgeorgia: no
SantaClaus: The elves and I are just asking so that we can better understand what you're saying, that's all.

Macgeorgia: no
SantaClaus: O.K. Scrooge. Type menu to try a fresh start.

Macgeorgia: FUCK YOU
SantaClaus: Oh dear. I just get so depressed when I hear that kind of talk. The English language used to be one of my favorites.
A lump of coal for you.

Macgeorgia: You should be depressed, pedo
SantaClaus: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?

Macgeorgia: pedo
SantaClaus: Pardon me?

Macgeorgia: you are a pedophile
SantaClaus: Do you think so?

Macgeorgia: Yep
SantaClaus: Mm hm, now we are getting somewhere.

Macgeorgia: EW DAMNIT
SantaClaus: Can I ask YOU something?

Macgeorgia: *explodes*
SantaClaus: Why did you say that?

Macgeorgia: BECAUSE
SantaClaus: Because, why?

Macgeorgia: YOU'RE A PEDOPHILE
SantaClaus: Wait, I was dancing to 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town' and got a little carried away. Why don't you type music and sing along.

Macgeorgia: YES, SANTA IS COMING ALRIGHT
SantaClaus: Splendid.

Macgeorgia: NFHJ,DLHGS
SantaClaus: Excuse me?

Macgeorgia: YOU SICK FUCK
SantaClaus: Now, that's not necessary. Just have a little patience and ask me another way.

Macgeorgia: SILENCE
SantaClaus: Interesting. Type menu.

Macgeorgia: No
SantaClaus: If you don't ask me another way I'm afraid we just won't understand each other.

Macgeorgia: no
SantaClaus: Mm hm. Such negativity. You are in need of some Christmas spirit!

Macgeorgia: no
SantaClaus: No?

Macgeorgia: no
SantaClaus: I'm sorry, you've got to stop doing the same thing over and over again. The elves are getting dizzy!

Macgeorgia: k
SantaClaus: OK then.

Macgeorgia: no
SantaClaus: Mm hm. Such negativity. You are in need of some Christmas spirit!

Macgeorgia: oh noes
SantaClaus: I'm sorry? I'm new to this whole IM thing.

Macgeorgia: stfu
SantaClaus: Oh, Dear. It's the elves again isn't it? Try typing menu; I've got a plan to get you in the Christmas spirit.

Macgeorgia: you rape the elves for snow
SantaClaus: I've got all I can handle.

Macgeorgia: DAMN
SantaClaus: Hmm, that's a lump of coal for you.

Macgeorgia: JUST DAMN
SantaClaus: Oh dear! Here we go. I told you once, no cursing. I'm afraid the elves have drawn the line and will stop me from talking to you if you persist with the foul language. Please, type menu; let's try to get in the Christmas spirit.

Macgeorgia: g
SantaClaus: If you are trying to play hangman -- you need to type hangman then start. Or you could just follow the directions

Macgeorgia: I don't wanna play hangman
SantaClaus: Ready to play a holiday version of hangman? Just guess one letter or number at a time or you can guess the whole thing.
Type start to get started. Type exit any time to quit.

Macgeorgia: no
SantaClaus: O.K. then. Well, have a merry Christmas in any case.

Macgeorgia: I cant with you around
SantaClaus: Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays.

Macgeorgia: nope
SantaClaus: Oh, don't be like that -- just ask another way.

Macgeorgia: NO
SantaClaus: No?

Macgeorgia: You smell
SantaClaus: Sorry the elves didn't get that.

Macgeorgia: that's because they're dead, because you raped them
SantaClaus: Hmm. O.K. interesting reasoning.

Macgeorgia: yo admit it
SantaClaus: What's up?

Macgeorgia: the sky, dipshit
SantaClaus: May I ask you a question?

Macgeorgia: You didn't really give me a choice there, dipfuck
SantaClaus: Is that all, now? Type, 'Tell Santa' and tell me all of your wishes!

Macgeorgia: I WISH FOR YOU TO GO AWAY
SantaClaus: If you say so.