Nov 21st 2005
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yes, he's a cabbit. in fact you don't even want to know the story behind him. apparently he's part duo maxwell. his name is badass and he can not only drink you under the table but extreme skate in bathtubs.
he is five years old and FILTHY DIRTY. when i wash him, it only moistens the layer of filth on him.
filth includes: blood, snot, sweat, mucus, bloody mucus, tears (omg so emo), drool
you really. never. want to touch. the cabbit. ever.
his bandana is an expensive batiked silk handkerchief from hokaido that's slowly disintigrating from contact with the filth.
badass went to california before i did.
badass is my SON and he can BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR HONOR STUDENT. AINT THAT RIGHT BOY?
also i forgot to mention. he's so filthy, if you touch him to an open wound, it STINGS.
(note: i don't seriously think that a stuffed toy is my son.)
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The Real Eggman Says:
MY DAD CAN BEAT UP YOUR DAD!
Also Alisair is disheartened that he cannot reply to a particular comment because the college filter is blocking the sweary words. WOE!
The Real Eggman Says:
I can't remember anything like THAT happening :
DRAMA!
Shiro Says:
Aw, DAMN, your son pwns my sons.
Except perhaps my bad-ass son?
I do not know.
Badass rocks my pants.
DJKID Says:
Pfft. My babies are better. They're emo, homosexual, serial killers.
Your cabbit sounds incredibly filthy and kickass though.
cideon Says:
Hmm, can it be that he's so filthy that the next evolution of penicilin is growing on him?
Ne Says:
...if you stuck Badass in a komodo dragon's mouth...would his filth kill the dragon?
bugbyte Says:
perhaps he is so filthy he no longer really exists and is merely an illusion made entirely of filth!
DetachablePants Says:
I HEAR HE HAD A STINT IN JAPAN? IN A MENTAL ASYLUM? YES/NO?
Arissadoll Says:
Oh man. Blood on him? HAVE YOU BEEN CUTTING YOUR WRISTS AGAIN?
Misuka Says:
usagi has been kept fairly clean
but she isnt as well traveled as badass.