Ways to become Popular On SheezyArt!

by rubeus wagner

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Ways to become Popular On SheezyArt!

Ways to become popular on SheezyArt!
(As told by someone not so popular because they aren't willing to do half of the stuff on this list.)

1. Draw fanart of anime characters kissing.

2. Draw Fanart of anime.

3. Draw.... anime.

4. Write horrendously terrible poems about how you lost your boyfriend, and how it keeps you up at night.

5. Draw cliche cute animals with the label, "Devil Hampster" or something of the likes, covered in blood. (Also: Must have big, glittery eyes and rotund little bodies with stumps for arms, and excessively large pointy teeth.)

6. Draw Naruto.

7. Animate Naruto.

8. Draw something trashy and gothic, which includes a cliche not drawn so well pretty boy with black wings. (Note: Must not be wearing shirt, and must be molting!!)

9. Comment on artist's pages that are better than you.

10. NEVER speak your mind on this website to an artist that you know can't handle anything but molly coddling.

11. On the other hand, outrageously rude comments can draw attention to yourself. People will look at your page to see just how much you suck. If you don't, they might be pleasantly surprised.

12. Don't take my advice.

13. Become a cookie cutter artist. (Refer to item numbers 1-3.)

Anything more to add to the list? Tell me and I will update!

Description

Oct 11th 2005

Tags:: art humor list popular popularity sheezy
Views:: 1567
Comments:: 44
Score:: 1
Favorites:: 28

This is made through my own personal observations... please. Feel free to correct me if you think I have... mis-observed. And feel free also, to ask me to add stuff to the list!

UPDATE: Wow. Never thought I would get a front page favorite! Thanks so much, everyone! Secondly; Not sure why I had it under 'mature'. My mouse must have slipped, or something. In any case, changed that, and I have added more to the list. ^^

FOR MY OWN REFERENCE ON LIST ITEMS TO ADD: (Can't get in to edit my content for some reason)
Drawing J-Rockers and hot, popular celebrities
Draw Yaoi
Draw Yuri
Draw Catgirls and Catboys. NOTE: Must be wretchedly cliche and terrible to be considered cute by other idiots.
Make the Rounds. (Meaning: Say hello to every damn user on SheezyArt)
Favorite everything you see; some nice people will most likely look at your page as a courtesy and reply on your art. Most will ignore you, however. This is worth a try, though!
Animate Sonic the Hedgehog!
Write Suicide Poetry
Draw Suicide realted images. Trust me; this suicide stuff sells like mad with the kids nowadays.

Comments

Shiro Says:

Try: Draw nude bodies, show nipples, AND CLEVAGE! despite the restrictions of sheezy!

I love you for writing this because it's true.

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PartyFool2 Says:

Thats so true

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d R A c LI tH Says:

can't think of any, but I'm guilty of most of them on the list and probably a bunch of them not on the list
Go me~

Oooo, I know what: draw yaoi/yuri

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FireChic Says:

LOL.

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Busashi Says:

Jajaja you forgot the "random hello to every other person's gallery" Those are the annoying ones right there. Or let's see. jajaja I just got a few comments on my DA page from people who saw that I liked Mucha lucha. "come to my gallery! It's Mucha-Luchatastic!" but i guess you already got that down with the "Comment on artist's pages that are better than you." jajaja the things people do to get pageviews. xD;

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Deji Says:

!!! That's great! And so, so, true.

Don't forget, make wallpapers using a professional's official work(usually from a manga/anime) And slap it on cheap ass photoshop effects! And don't forget the cheesy fonty poem text! You've done barely any of the work, but people will give you all the credit none the less.

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