a bad day for mr. giant squid

'what the hell is this shit' mr giant squid thought to himself as he pistoned water through his system, propelling through the cold ocean waters. 'seriously, what the hell.'

earlier this day mr. giant squid had come across a smaller squid hanging from a rope. as he was an aggressive creature who liked to eat smaller things he immediately put it into his mouth. it took him several hours to realize he was actually trapped on some kind of line, and when he did, he became furious. eventually he broke free by ripping off one of his own tenticles. man, fuck those japanese oceanographers. fuck them right in the ear.

as if that was not bad enough though, there was now this.

what is with kids today, anymore, mr. squid thought sadly to himself. when i was a wee squid children wouldn't even go in the ocean because i could capsize a ship. maybe it was a new fad. mr. giant squid just didn't even get these kids anymore.

maybe if i ignore it, he thought, it will go away.

but god damn is it annoying.
mr. giant squid was having a bad day.
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DORKS WILL NOTICE this squid only has 9 tenticles. that is because earlier today bbc reported that some japanese oceanographers got the first ever video recording of a live adult giant squid. it escaped by ripping a tenticle off and running away. the tenticle was 5-6 meters long. THATS A BIG TENTICLE.

squids can regrow them though so don't worry about him.

i, on the other hand, WANT TO EAT THE TENTICLE. but i'll go after the squid himself if it's unavailable. arby told me there's a high amonia content in their flesh that makes them taste nasty. I THINK A LITTLE A1 COULD ARGUE TO THE CONTRARY.

i'm sorry i'm just dicking around in flash. i still feel sick. and if you need proof of my sick...christ just look at this.