Nemy My Beloved

Nemy my Beloved
I don't know if you care
But I care anyways so that's all that matters
Nemy my Beloved
That purple spike thing is not your wang
But I'm sure you improvise very good so I love you
Nemy my Beloved
You stabbed the shit out of Brad
And I am happy you did
Nemy my Beloved
You were looking at Jill's legs the whole game
You're a Bastard but I still love you
Nemy my Beloved
Stare at my boobs with that bright white eye
I know you'll like it
Nemy my Beloved
Let's start making Nemy babies
But first stop looking at Jill she does not like you
Nemy my Beloved
You don't need more fangirls
You have me 'cause I'm the best ever
Nemy my Beloved
Go break Sephiroth in Half
Then shoot his fangirls with that minigun you have in RE Apocolypse
Nemy my Beloved
I'll go kick Alice's ass
'Cause she stabbed you and kicked you
Nemy my Beloved
I'm running out of words
Let's get married
YAY.

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Sep 25th 2005

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I love making fun of fangirls. No really, I do.

This is a parody off of a fanfic I read on FF.net called "Riku My Love" or something, only ten times better 'cause I am the greatest ever.

FLAME ME.