Hooked on Phonics

Hooked on Phonics

Oh man, what are you thinking?
Beats so cold like ice you\'re sinking
Wack rhymes got me blinking
Can\'t believe what y\'all are inking

Five hundred words
Two-hundred fifty start with \"F\"
Can\'t even read ya lyrics
Ever take your Webster off the shelf?

Can you understand the words I\'m saying?
Or am I too high-minded shorty?
Your hits sound like a dyslexic reading Shakespeare
Talking like a baby when you\'re forty

Whats up with you?
Scared of sounding too \'white\' boy?
Well don\'t whine at me
I don\'t care
I\'m here for the game
The whole game and nothing less
So just get hooked on these phonics
Enough of this gibberish ebonics

A is for Apple so get your hand off her Ahhh!
B is Ball, remember only dogs are Bi... oh no don\'t start!
F is for Feet, the smell of your breath when you give a... what?!
G is for Goal, you\'ll need a license for those G\'s playa

Oh, whoa I\'m so scared
Can you catch me when I run
Run circles round your sorry style
Making your head spin for fun

Y\'all think I was kidding?
Nah, the new game is just beggining
Keep up if you can
Sorry bud my lyrics keep on winning

Why do you even try?
Wanna see a whole generation speak
As bad as your troupe
Who can\'t tell the difference from week to weak
(Week to week)

So just get hooked on these phonics
Enough of this gibberish ebonics

A is for Apple so get your hand off her... Ahhh!
B is Ball, remember only dogs are Bi... oh no don\'t start!
F is for Feet, the smell of your breath when you give a... what?!
G is for Goal, you\'ll need a license for those G\'s playa

Always crying when triple K fools spew hateful names
Then turn around and call each other the same thing
Were you born underwater or are ya just that dumb?
Blood flow cut off from your head by all that bling

Jingle jangle in the dark tonight
Running from police with a bag of dope
Gonna get away you tinkly sucker?
I cast my vote, you\'ve got no hope

Praying to God to forgive your sins
Then do \'em all again, how\'s that work?
Can he even understand ya potty mouth?
Or is he laughing \'cause you\'re a dork?

I\'ll teach you how to spell for a fee son
But I\'ll tell you what, here\'s a free one....

A is for Apple so get your hand off her Ahhh!
B is Ball, remember only dogs are Bi... oh no don\'t start!
F is for Feet, the smell of your breath when you give a... what?!
G is for Goal, you\'ll need a license for those G\'s playa

C\'mon try and keep up home boy
I\'ll play you like a fiddle
Flip you like griddle
Confound you with this lyrical riddle

Whats up with you?
Scared of sounding too \'white\' boy?
Well don\'t whine at me
I don\'t care
I\'m here for the game
The whole game and nothing less
So just get hooked on these phonics
Enough of this gibberish ebonics

A is for Apple so get your hand off her Ahhh!
B is Ball, remember only dogs are Bi... oh no don\'t start!
F is for Feet, the smell of your breath when you give a... what?
G is for Goal, you\'ll need a license for those G\'s playa