(excerpt from a convo we had in 1-ish in teh morning)
outlandmutt: atleast this didn't happen to you at work: !!!
http://img256.echo.cx/img256/2980/scratch8wy.jpg
chootomix: grrr...
outlandmutt: that would really piss me off though
chootomix: o.o?
outlandmutt: that pic is of my arm
chootomix: wtf is that?
chootomix: where you work?
outlandmutt: well the pic was taken at home
outlandmutt: but it happened at work
outlandmutt: the doctor and me were trimming this dogs nails when the dog decided to freak out and scratch the hell out of the doctor and me with freshly timmed nails (which are sharper than ones that have had time to grow and dull out)
outlandmutt: I got the worst of it
chootomix: still itchy?
outlandmutt: naah, sore
outlandmutt: and swollen
chootomix: sucks
outlandmutt: eh I'm sorta used to it...but this is the worst one I've ever gotten
chootomix: what kind of dog?
outlandmutt: I didn't even feel it happen... I didn't notice until blood was dripping down my arm and onto the dog... I feel no pain
outlandmutt: uugh, a beagle/basset hound mix... a "bagel"
outlandmutt: about 55lbs
chootomix: so... if you become a were-bagel tonight since it's a full moon.... does that mean that I can eat you?
chootomix: o.o
outlandmutt: LMAO!
chootomix: *drools*
chootomix: *snickers*
outlandmutt: hmm, full moon, that must be why I have been feeling weird
chootomix: mmmmm..... were-bagel.... with cream.... and teh cheese... and teh creamy-creamy-cream cheese
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