I'm Too Heavy...

by Mix

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I'm Too Heavy...

I\'m too heavy for my Dove
Too heavy for my Dove
Dove\'s going to kill me

I\'m too sweaty for my shirt
like a Chevy in the dirt
Oh Gawd my stretch marks huuurt!

And I\'m too heavy for Milk-chan
Too heavy for Milk-chan
Egg Yolk and SPAM
And I\'m too sweaty for a party
Too sweaty for a party
No way I\'m DDR-ing

I\'m a fatass you know what I can eat
when I sit my fatass at the table
Yeah, fat as a Sable! Fat as a Sable! Yeah!
I then sit on the couch and watch the cable!

I\'m too heavy for my car
Springs stretched out way too far
Too fat by far
And I\'m too sexy for my fat
Too flabby for my hat
what do you think about that?

I\'m a fatass you know what I can eat
when I sit my fatass at the table
Yeah, fat as a Sable! Fat as a Sable! Yeah!
I then sit on the couch and watch the cable!

I\'m too heavy for my soo sweaty for my too flabby for my

\'Cos I\'m a fatass you know what I can eat
when I sit my fatass at the table
Yeah, fat as a Sable! Fat as a Sable! Yowch!
I scraped my fat touche on the table!

I\'m too heavy for my cat too heavy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
Now I\'m too sweaty for a Dove
too sweaty for a Dove
Dove\'s going to melt on sexy me...

And I\'m too heavy for this song

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Jun 9th 2005
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Parody of Right Said Fred - I'm Too Sexy

Work in Progress....

A quick ten minute parody that I just had to get out of my head...

(the picture's convo with the guy in the chicken suit)

[14:42] chootomix: i think that's you
[14:42] chootomix: ^^
[14:42] stunttiger101: looking
[14:43] stunttiger101: yes that is me. I do not remember posting that pic
[14:43] chootomix: lmao
[14:43] chootomix: please explain teh pic...
[14:43] chootomix: *tried to hold back from laughter about teh fat black guy and fried chicken jokes...*
[14:44] stunttiger101: I was a security officer at the mall. well about 2 weeks before the pic was taken the guy threw a perosn out that was wearing the same kind of chicken fursuit. When I got one for Halloween and went to the mall to scare the guy
[15:04] chootomix: so why did he throw out the guy in the chicken suit?
[15:05] stunttiger101: it was mall polisy that nobody ina fursuit and mask could be in the mall
[15:06] stunttiger101: so they kicked him out. I did get hased for a few days because of the guy. HEHEHEHE.
[15:07] chootomix: kinda funny how security always says "i'm afraid, but I have to ask you to leave..." They're 'afraid'... haha
[14:45] chootomix: lol, what did he do?
[14:45] stunttiger101: He jumped for a bit. I hid behind the dumpsters and waited for him to come around. Then I yelled why the hell did you kick me out of the mall. That was when he jumped
[14:46] chootomix: lmfao
[14:46] chootomix: who took the picture?
[15:00] stunttiger101: One of the maint guys that was there
[15:01] chootomix: A really kickass pic! Don't mind if I have it and use it for comedy purposes?
[15:02] chootomix: ^^
[15:02] stunttiger101: no not at all
[15:02] chootomix: coolness... thanks! ^^p

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