omg i look like a felon.

Brian: I'm gonna spend the evening watching Band of Brothers and eating hot pockets.
Me: Wow. The mental image of you doing that is going to be with me until I die.
Brian: That's an interesting thing to carry with you, lol.
Me: It's just fascinating and horrific.
Me: I think it needs to be rendered in MS Paint and redistributed on the Interwabs.
Brian: Omg you wouldn't.
Me: I don't know MS PAINT IS OPEN AND READY TO GO LIKE THE SLUT IT IS.
Me: Who am I to resist?
Brian: You are evil. xD
Brian: EVIL.

Yup.