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#1 meets Lupin The III, Jigen and Goemon
(#1 of KND fame walks over to Lupin the III, Jigen and Goemon.)
#1: Greetings gentleman I come to you bearing gifts.
Lupin: Uhhh.... Nigel, just in case you didn\'t notice we happen to be grown men.
#1: Oh I know but you have defeated many an oppresive adult over the past. In fact contrary to popular belief we don\'t fight against ALL adults just the vile & abusive ones. I\'m aware that your intentions are different but if anything your indirectly allies to us.
Lupin: Well I suppose you do have a point there, a technicality of a point there but still...
#1: Indeed and now I shall bestow upon you all their greatest weapons! (He slips Cree\'s training bras on all 3 of them) YOU GENTLEMEN NOW ALL HAVE BATTLE READY ARMOR!
(Neither one of the 3 guys there look the least bit impressed and in fact more downright embarassed to be seen wearing little pink bras.)
#1: No need to thank me gentlemen I know you must be so stunned in awe and all...
Jigen (dryly): Yeah...
#1: I know and it might actually get that Interpol officer off your backs once and for all. I mean I\'m sure that Zenigata will be quaking in his boots once he sees you three in these deadly beauties.
Jigen (under his breath: More like whats left of his sanity shattering.
Lupin (under his breath as well): No kidding...
(Then we see #1 getting bonked in the head by #5 with an awfully large hammer.)
#5: Man those anime girls were right this DOES work wonders in shutting dumb boys up.
(She sees Lupin, Jigen and Goemon with Cree\'s bras on them.)
#5 (as she takes off those bras): #5 is so SO sorry for this #5 tried telling that big dummy thats not what their really for.
Lupin: Its okay no real harm done besides it looks like you were the only one who saw us like this.
#5: Yeah though Jigen are you and #5 still on for the Jazz and Blues convention at Chicago, Illinois this upcoming week?
Jigen: Sure kid wouldn\'t miss it for the world.
#5: Cool man cool, though Goemon #3 said she was looking for you. She wanted help on how to get her Rainbow Monkeys to have a more Japanese-styled tea party.
Goemon: Sure I\'d be more happy to help her.
(#5, Jigen & Goemon left while Lupin is now nearby #1.)
Lupin: Hey #1 you okay?
#1: Yeeahh...
Lupin: Tell how DID you get those... *ahem* \"battle ready armor\"?
#1: I stole them from Cree, who else?
Lupin: I see, now would you mind stealing the battle ready armor of Ms. Fujiko Mine? I mean you see how much she is a much bigger girl than Cree is. You can only imagine how powerful her \"armor\" must be huh? Why don\'t you try bringing that to me?
#1 (completely regaining conciousness and standing up): Your right! At that rate she must be unstoppable I shall retrieve that bra for you Mr. Lupin! That is a promise! (He runs off...)
Lupin (while laughing): Oh this is gonna be good...
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Comments
DMajorBoss Says:
To agree with Lupin, this really is going to be good...well, it already is good (a good story, that is;
).
Anyway, keep up the good work.