Titanic 28

Titanic 28

Titanic 28

Bob woke up and groaned for half an hour. He reached over and turned on his light. As usual, the room, was a pale white with absolutely no decorations or furniture. He got off the floor and slowly made his way to the sink, which was conveniently located in his closet. He splashed water on his face and brushed his teeth with last week's milk (he ran out of toothpaste the day before). He drank a glass of water, then spat it back up into the cup for tommorow.
He stumbled down the stairs, banging into the walls on the way. He got a gallon of milk (made out of last week's old toothpaste) and made toast. He fed the toast to his cat, locked the cat in a cupboard, and walked back upstairs. There were still no decorations and everything was still bland. His sink was still running. The cat was still hungry. The milk was still left out. Nonetheless, he collapsed back onto the floor and went into a deep slumber.

"WOT WOT," a loud voice cried and woke Bob up. Bob slowly opened his eyes and saw this room was no longer white. It was black. Very black. Except that there were stars on it. Suddenly, Bob realized that it wasn't his ceiling. He also noticed that the ground below him was rocking back and forth. He got up and looked over to see to a man with a top hat and a monicle.
"WOT WOT!" he repeated. "WELCOME TO TITANIC 28. THIS IS WHERE BAD MORNING PEOPLE GO TO DIE. WOULD YOU LIKE BEVERAGE?" Bob looked over a guard rail and saw a giant ocean beneath thim.
"Leave me alone! I'm too young to die," Bob screamed as he backed away. "You can't keep me here!" Bob jumped off the side of the boat and splashed into the water. Everything went black. Bob awoke many hours later in a dark chamber. A voice awoke him.
"WOT WOT, THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM TITANIC 28," it repeated. Bob squirmed around for a while, only to realize that he was strapped to a giant steel plate with wires on each side. He also noticed the man in the top hat had a giant lever in his hand. "WOULD YOU LIKE BEVERAGE?" the top hat man said as he stared intently at Bob.
"Let me go! This is just a dream!" Bob screamed as he tried to break free.
"WOT WOT. SOUVENIRS ARE $19.99," the top hat man responded. He pulled the lever, electrifying the giant steel plate. The charge fried Bob, burning him into a crisp and killing him instantly. Bob was awoken by a voice.
"WOT WOT, THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM TITANIC 28," the voice said again. Bob opened his eyes and noticed he was back on the steel plate."WOULD YOU LIKE BEVERAGE?" the man repeated as he stared intently at Bob.
"This has to be a dream!" Bob screamed. "I died!"
"WOT WOT. SOUVENIRS ARE $19.99," the top hat man responded. He pulled the lever, electrifying the giant steel plate. The charge fried Bob, burning him into a crisp and killing him instantly. Bob was awoken by a voice.
"WOT WOT, THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM TITANIC 28," the voice once again said. Once again, Bob found himself on the giant steel plate. "WOULD YOU LIKE BEVERAGE?" the top hat man repeated as he started intently at Bob. Bob, becoming wiser, responded similarly.
"YES I WOULD LIKE BEVERAGE," Bob replied.
"WOT WOT! THERE ARE NO BEVERAGES ON TITANIC 28!" the top hat man cried back. "SOUVENIRS ARE $19.99." He pulled the lever, electrifying the giant steel plate. The charge fried Bob, burning him into a crisp and killing him instantly. Bob was awoken by a voice.
"WOT WOT, THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM TITANIC 28," the voice screached for the fourth time. Bob, unsuprisingly found himself on the giant steel plate. "WOULD YOU LIKE BEVERAGE?" the top hat man howled as he stared intently at Bob. Bob tried something new this time.
"WOT WOT, I WOULD LIKE TO BE FREE," he chimed back.
"WOT WOT," the top hat man responded. "SOUVENIRS ARE $19.99." He pulled the lever, electrifying the giant steel plate. The charge fried Bob, burning him into a crisp and killing him instantly. Bob was awoken by a loud thud.

Bob noticed that he was on the floor in his house! However, he looked over and noticed that an identical copy of him was waking up. Bob, curious, tapped his alter ego to see his reaction. His alter ego looked over at Bob, then exploded the instant they had eye contact.
Suddenly Bob noticed that he was on the floor in his house again! However, he looked over and noticed his alter ego was just waking up again. Bob ran as far away as he could and let him go about what he was doing. Bob's alter ego repeated everything he had done that morning. Locking the cat, making the toast, milk-paste. Everything down to the breathing. Something was obviously amiss. Bob ran back into the house to see what was wrong. The instant his alter ego saw him, there was an explosion.
Suddenly Bob noticed that he was on the floor in his house again! Once again, his alter ego was waking up. He decided to do the only normal thing to stop this from happening: take the milk-paste. He stole the milk-paste from the closet and ran off. As his alter ego reached for the milk-paste, he realized that it wasn't there! There was an explosion.
Suddenly Bob noticed that he was on the floor in his house again! Bob was angry this time. He had enough torture by whatever cruel forces were torturing him. Bob went down to the kitchen and got a chef's knife. He ran back up to his room. Knowing the consequences, he stabbed his alter ego in the back. Suddenly, everything went black. What seemed like an eternity passed.

Bob woke up in a room that was completely black. But there were stars. And the ground was rocking back and forth. He stood up and heard a familar voice.
"WOT WOT!" it called. "YOU HAVE COMPLETED THE TRIALS OF TITANIC 28." Bob jumped for joy, but heard a clinking noise after doing so. He looked down and noticed he had dropped his monicle. He picked it up and put it back on. Then, it struck him. He never had glasses his entire life! He reached for his head, but all he felt was a top hat. Bob looked around, but couldn't find the voice's source anywhere. He tried to scream in anger, but the words didn't come out.
"WOT WOT!" his voice said. "WELCOME TO TITANIC 28. THIS IS WHERE BAD MORNING PEOPLE GO TO DIE. WOULD YOU LIKE BEVERAGE?" He looked around for a place to go, only to see he had woken up a copy of himself that was lying down on the ground.
"Leave me alone! I'm too young to die," screamed as he backed away. "You can't keep me here!" He jumped off the side of the boat and splashed into the water. Suddenly, everything went black. Bob, confused as to what was going on, screamed in anger.
"WOT WOT, THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM TITANIC 28," Bob screamed. He then noticed that, subconsciously, he had been grabbing onto a lever the entire time. He then saw that the other copy of himself was strapped to a giant steel plate.