Chicken Pot Pie: Episode 1: The Fecking Pilot Episode
Episode One: The Fecking Pilot Episode
Four dumbass teenagers were walking down the street of Summerside, PEI, Canada.Ian,Caleb,Nathan and Brendan were walkin' down the street trying to find something.
Nathan: We could masturbate!
Brendan: Back to back?
Brendan: I'll think about it.
Caleb picked up a rock and threw it at a bush. A jackrabbit jumped out.
Ian: Oh shit.
The jackrabbit jumped around and Caleb chased it around. It went up a tree and hid inside a hole.
Caleb: SHIT! What do we do?! It's the last time that f*cking rabbit out runs me! I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch if it's the last thing I do!!!
Ian: But what do we do?
Caleb: I got an idea. Brendan? Do you have your shot gun still?
Caleb: Sweet! Let's shoot it to get ice cream!
So they did.
Ian: Now what?
Caleb: I dunno. I just like ice cream.
Ian: I got an idea!
The jackrabbit looked out the tree to see Caleb, Nathan and Ian surrounding a tank. Brendan opened the tank's lid and yelled through a microphone.
Brendan: I never really met you, but I like blowing stuff up!
Brendan: How do i do this?
Ian: I think it's the red button.
Brendan pressed the red button, only for glue to fly out the back of the tank and pin Nathan to the ground.
Nathan: Ow! Damn! At least I'm not dead...
Ian: What the hell? Ok...the other red button!
Brendan pressed the other red button, only to find out it backs up the tank.
Nathan: Just then, the tank backed up on top of Nathan.
Ian: Oh my god! He killed Nathan!
Caleb: I get his Wii!
Ian: The OTHER f***ing button!
Brendan finally pressed the right button, just to find out he wasn't aiming at the tree. Instead it blew up some random cat walking down the street. Without anyone noticing, the jackrabbit jumped out of the tree and dug into the ground. Caleb saw the last moment.
Caleb: No! Shit!
Ian: Dammit! NOW my day is totally wasted!
Caleb: Someday, Bobbi. Someday...
Brendan: I'll masturbate now.