Inglorious Bastards!

Drawing- Hitler, Wilhelmina and Vladimir 8D Oh... and despite Vlad's Jewishness/commieness and Hitler's Naziness, they do get along splendidly. They are both Geniuses after all 8D

All in all GO SEE THIS FUCKING MOVIE!

SPOILER! If you plan to see the movie don’t scroll down to see the rest!

OMG! This movie was GROOVY! There was this Nazi, who hunted Jewie people and he kills this girls family and he lets her go cause she ran away before he could shoot her. Years later she owns this cinema and this nazi boy likes her and turns out hes a war hero and has a movie made about him. He’s all pushy cause he likes her and doesn’t know she’s Jewish, and he bends backward to get this movie premier played in her cinema without asking her and she’s like FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!! and she also has a black BF who runs the film projector. She decides to blow them up 8D

The bastards are fruity! The main one is part Cherokee Indian, which is why the bastards scalp the nazis they kill.

Hitler is lovably fruity in this one. You almost don’t want him to die (I didn’t hahaha) He enters with a tantrum over his men getting ambushed by the bastards and he’s in this cape thing (the commercial shows this) and you see in the back this guy painting this HUGE SRS EPIC MURAL of him in this cape thing I died laughing. When in the cinema he looks bored and comes out and asks one of his guards for gum… GUM!

The guy you end up hating is the Jew hunter because he betrays the Reich and orders that the bastard’s plan be HIS IDEA if he ‘surrenders’. He’s obviously the badguy of the movie. (he fucks both sides, he causes all the shit that goes down in the movie). He even strangles this German actress cause he finds out she was involved. He takes the 2 main bastards he finds in the cinema and takes them elsewhere. He’s fruity too though, he keeps trying to use American slang ROFL!

Of course in the end he doesn’t die since he ‘surrenders’ under the condition he made out to be a ‘hero’ and has US citizenship and land in his name blahblahblah but the main bastard doesn’t allow it and when it’s time to surrender he cuffs him, shoots the guard with him and carves a swastika into his head >D so he still gets PWNED.

SUPA PWN!

Sadly everyone but those 3 die, 2 good guys live. I really wanted the couple (the Jewish girl and the black guy) to live they were too cute! OMG! When the Jewish girl burns the place down she has her own addition to the movie so she’s talking to the audience. She reminds me of Glados >D cause there’s TOTAL MIND FUCKING CHAOS and you hear her on the projector laughing like a maniac.

Oh yeah, the Jewish girl PWNS the nazi boy too. 8D and Hitler does get turned into hamburger. ; he gets shot up with a machine gun and then some. It show’s him getting full of holes… D8 I had to look away! </3