I THOUGHT WE AGREED ON THE PLAYGROUND DOWN THE STREET!?
He's riding her....
like a horse.....
if you know what I mean
aaawww.... poor steed. 8|
That kid needs to lay off the speed.
this reminded me of the time i wanted me to get on someone shoulders and scream TALLY HO! or vise-virsa with the people
Lol I don't know what one to worry about!!!
She looks heavier than him...
and not in a bad way.
Those spurs on those boots could make things kinky.
NEXT SET OF COMMANDMENTS
WHEN CALRUTO NEEDS A RIDE, YOU BEST GET YOUR ASS ON ALL FOURS, WHINNY, AND MAKE HIM LOOK FUCKING HEROIC OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT
IF CALRUTO WISHES TO CONQUER YOU, YOU LET HIM. AND YOU HAVE TO ENJOY IT TOO. AND CHANGE YOUR NAME TO SOMETHING MORE AWESOME AND PIRATE RELATED.
WHENEVER CALRUTO POINTS IN A DIRECTION, THAT BECOMES THE NEW NORTH. WHY? BECAUSE HE SAID SO BITCH. NOW SHUT UP AND DEAL WITH IT
WTF!? I'M THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO DO THAT TO HER!! *Takes out a cardboard sword*