the whore test

the whore test

ta-tadadaaah, sheezyart whore test
there are a shitload of whores here on sheezyart and to understand your whore level here is very scientific test which i made up in about 30 minutes

add up the points and see the results at the bottom. if many answers apply to you, take the one that's worth the most points

1. profile icon
your profile icon contains
a) something animated and/or or a popular personality that no one will recognize : 1 point
b) a trend, or a flashing message : 2 points (add one point if it's about a case that's been solved or left behind months ago)
c) some stupid unfunny piece of crap found on /b/ : 3 points
d) a cartoon character looking serene and and/or a pseudo-philosophic message : 4 points
e) tits/genitalia : 5 points
f) a picture of you trying desperately to look pretty: 6 points
g) none of the above : 0 point

2. stamps
you have
a) more than zero stamps : 1 point for every stamp
b) a stamp for every molecule of lack-of-personality within you, because you presume that everything about you needs to be stated and is special: 50 points
c) no stamps : 0 point

3. gallery
your gallery is majorly composed of
a) anime fan-art, preferably of bleach, sailor moon, naruto and other demagogical abherations : 1 point
b) colored lineart made by somebody else, edited pixel art, wallpapers made of stolen clipart or stick figure comics : 2 points
c) rants (in form of text, sound recordings, animations, comics, etc.), artwork that tries to seem deep and expressive but is really just redundant or drawings of yourself : 3 points
d) suggestive drawings of girls or pornographic material in which you show a total lack of respect toward anatomy, let through embarassing fetishes and never ever show any sign of amelioration : 4 points
e) yaoi : 5 points
f) pictures of yourself : 6 points
g) obviously stolen artwork : 7 points
h) none of the above or otherwise some of the above with other varied material: 0 point

4. layout
your layout has
a) a tiled background picture that is not a tile, but a photography : 1 points (add one more point if it's on photobucket and you run out of bandwith by the 2nd week of the month)
b) colors that cook the eyeballs or overloaded table borders that make your tables look like Louis XIV furniture: 2 point
c)a really obnoxious animated profile with screechy punk or japanese music, in which you drew your self (and possible your friends) trying to look beautiful or deep or silly or cute : 3 points
d) a shoutbox that states your radical and narcissistic moral points of view on everything and how people should accept you the way you are as if we didn't have judgement or as if you weren't responsible for being an asshole: 4 points
e) awful "scene" pictures of you all over the fucking place and a table disposition that reminds you of the worst myspace profiles : 5 points
f) its original disposition, of acceptable changes with matching colors and possibly sober table borders : 0 points

5. comments
your comments usually consist of
a) misinformed, misplaced, shallow or unsolicitated critics : 1 point
b) The following words "lol", "cool", "cute", "awesome", accompanied with superlatives and a sentence structure : 2 points
c) Same as b), but without sentence structure, about two or three words maximum per comment, and overly expressive emoticons : 3 points
d) attempts at criticizing people's opinions on diverse topic or attitudes toward their own art or other people's art with overly indept yet shallow reasoning : 4 points
e) systematically and purposely insulting critics that you try to pass off as an exercize of your freedom of speech when people bitch back at you, as if people who criticized you didn't have as much freedom of speech as you : 5 points
f) constantly renewed and infantile attempts at purposely offending people with scatology or attacks at one's sexual orientation : 6 points
g) replies to attempts at offending people by pulling the maturity card even though you're clearly overreacting in public to a stupid internet confrontation : 7 points
h) none of the above : 0 point

6. journals
your journals
a) exist in much bigger quantity than your artwork : 1 point
b) have larger headers and footers, preferably illustrated, than their content : 2 points
c) document every mood change, opinion or desire to rent that crosses your soul : 3 points
d) most of the time contain more than three pictures of you : 4 points
d) occasionally or regularly sollicitate for uninteresting commission offers : 5 points
e) occcasionally or regularly sollicitate for donations : 6 points
f) often consist of suicide or leaving threats and/or talk about you having been kicked out of your house by your mean mother and communicating with the internet from your magic invisible love-powered computer : 7 points
g) are infrequent and not interesting : 0 point

results:
0 point : not a whore, maybe... actually you're probably a whore
1 point : you are a huge whore
2 points or more: throw your computer out a window and whenever somebody tells you to use a computer tell them you have a court order to stay away from them