Fish vs Swords - Captain Shida V2

Once upon a time there was a guy and a girl who couldn't decide which was better, fishes or swords. This argument expanded to the point in which draw wars were waged and a community project began. Then a group of people thought 'Fishes and swords do exist together in the form of a swordfish!' and so these people went away and formed their own secret well-trained army. Then, one guy from the fish side decided that he should be leader, and instead of usurping the position, broke away his ties from the fish, instead becoming a dreadfish and claimed all enemies were those who were against the dreadfish (i.e. everyone who wasn't a dreadfish or neutral)

Many people defacted to the dreadfish because they were emo and it looked dark and awesome and evil is sexy and whatnot, and factions were formed, of which Shida, a ghost-koi seeing girl, became a necromancer and head of the dark arts. All was well until the Commander disappeared for an extended period, when her faction, full of unstable, power-hungry beings began to try and destroy her. Luckily she was not an idiot, and was prepared for dark arts based weaknesses. It wasn't until she realised that she wasn't alone, for he who should be dead was still alive, that she woke up to the realisation that she is the captain for a reason and then she summoned a horde of fish zombies to eat the traitors.

The end.