The Great V'Day Sketch Catch Extravaganzapalooza 2009...#60! For
Hikara Productions 
Crystal gave me what is perhaps the most elaborately specific request I've ever received. So specific, that I think I must just quote her verbatim, to tell you what this is:
"Big ol' boxing ring. The bell rings, signalling the end of round two. People are stuffed into the tiny confines of the audience arena to watch the tournament's end. The two MCs (Crystal and me) are going back in forth in witty banter, practically swinging around the area on our mikes off to the left side of the scene. Red corner rests a fairly banged up Kitoro (just in sexy boxers!), giving a light blush and heavy sweat as he's attended to by Kira (who's giving him water and the towel and the like). He anxiously glaring over to blue corner. There, glaring back is a bleeding-over-his-eyebrow Yhifa, Kitoro's archenemy. He's giving a bit of a smirk, as he's tended to by Grayback, his longtime girlfriend. Even as she massages his shoulders, she's giving a somewhat suggestive smile over Kitoro's way. Above them is one of those television boxes. They're tied, 1 to 1. The title of the boxing tournament: Valentine's Pummel! Earn one free wish for you and your beloved! The stakes are high! Can Kitoro beat the odds of his long-standing rival to break the curse he has that makes him travel through time and space? Or will Yhifa and Grayback finally get the chance to settle down without fear and raise a family?!
I hope you're as psyched as me. Uh, and You can throw Kira and Grayback into something more modern-Earth-y for this sorta event. Knowing Grayback she'd be in something fairly revealing."
all characters by Hikara
art (c) J. E. Seames 2009
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