Under One Roof 20th chapter special Part 1
Under One Roof Special #1
In an attempt to celebrate part 20, our… mischief making heroes have decided to do something special. So we now join them in a talkshow host where the original trio is trying to host it. Each of them having their own desk and table which display their way of being. Mike’s being flashy and overly expensive, China’s being feminist and clean and Zero’s being simple but quality made. Alongside their flashy desks are comfy lazy boy chairs which again, display the trios tastes but if that wasn’t all, the trio themselves are wearing clothes. I am not going into detail into that one, so let your imagination run wild on that one.
“Hello folks, it is I Zero Hunter. The main character of Under One Roof.”
“What was that Mike?”
“Cut out your bickering, both of you. We all know I’m the main character so drop the act”
“No, I’m the main character!”
“The dumb one is neover the main character. It’s the toughest!”
“NO! It’s the smartest!”
The trio of mains then started duking it out in a battle of epic proportions, but then Nell came into the middle of the stage.
“Please forgive the sudden outburst of rage. We’ll now go over to a commercial break. Be right back.”
-Comedy Sketch #1-
Super Mikario Brothers.
China: Princess China
At Mikario and Lumet’s house…
Mikario: So what’s cooking Lumet?
Lumuigi: Rice and Bean with steak.
Mikario: *slaps Lumuigi in the face* What’s your problem dude? We’re Italian. We DO NOT eat AMERICAN food or ANYTHING that is not Italian.
Lumuigi: Yeah about that… I actually haste Pasta. After eating it every night since I was a baby it has become… tiresome.
Mikario: You eat Italian or your reputation starts to dwindle. That’s how it works Lumuigi
Lumuigi: I’ll take my luck with the reputation…
And that is why Luigi is not that popular and only has ONE game where he’s main.
Mikario: You’ll regret your decision Lumuigi.
Lumuigi: As long as I don’t have to eat pasta I’ll be okay
Mikario: So… are you really going to cook that american crap or are you going to cook up some rigatoni?
Lumuigi: I’m making rice and beans with steak. I am not cooking pasta.
Mikario: …Why must you be so bothersome…
A random toad then came rushing into their house while yelling at the top of his lungs.
Toad: MIKARIO, LUMUIGI!!! PRINCESS CHINA HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED!!!
Mikario: And? That bitch never did anything for us even though we saved her like, two times now.
Lumuigi: Yeah, that ungrateful brat you call a princess is a pitiful ruler who doesn’t pay us or get us laid after we save her royal ass from Bowzer.
Toad: Eh… then what do you want?
Lumuigi: You’re going to give us a reward?
Toad: Well… if that’s what it takes for you to save her then fine.
Mikario: About time. Well I just want one thing. Money
Toad: How much?
Mikario: Eh… two thousand gold coins.
Toad: What the?! You rip off artists! I know we need the princess but that’s still A LOT of money!
Mikario: One thousand and five hundredth.
Toad: …Fine… I’ll talk to the king and we’ll see what we can do.
Mikario: If we are not paid one thousand and five hundredth gold coins when we save her, we will return the princess to Bowzer and eat some Lasanga
Lumuigi: He means he’ll eat Lasagna, I’m going to eat some Chinese food.
Toad: Fine, fine, just GO save the princess already!
Mikario: Fine. Let’s go Lumuigi.
So our heroes Mikario and Lumuigi headed off to Level 1-1
Mikario: Well let’s just get this over with. Lumuigi, ya know the drill.
Lumuigi: Yep. *takes out a Game Genie*
Mikario: Put in the skip to last level cheat and give us invulnerability.
Lumuigi: Give me a sec *puts in the level skip and invulnerability cheat codes*
And through the power of cheating, Mikario and Lumuigi were teleported to Bowser’s Castle thanks to the power of the Game Genie.
Princess China: Mikario?
Mikario: Yep. At your service princess cheapasheck
Princess China: Still feeling better about your reward?
Mikario: Yeah. Now let’s get out of here so I can get my reward.
Princess China: Reward? But you barely do anything aside from using your stupid game genie.
Mikario: And that’s a bad thing?
Princess China: Well yes. Thanks to you skipping levels all the toads at the other castles get eaten alive.
Mikario: And so what? Toads suck. They are just mushroom people from Arabia or something.
Princess China: As I said. You shall get no reward unless those toads are rescued.
Mikario: About that… we made a deal with a toad. We are GETTING rewarded for saving your royal butt and then we’re gonna eat Pasta.
Princess China: Not while I can nag my daddy to do anything I want.
Mikario: Come on. Your nagging can’t be that bad.
Princess China: *points to pile of dead koopas and goombas*
Mikario: *sighs* If we save those f***ing toads. Will we get paid?
Princess China: Yes. You will get paid five hundredth coins per castle you save.
Mikario: That’s a lot of money your highnaggingness
Princess China: Did I mention I put cameras in the castles? I’m going to have a lot of fun watching you get hurt.
Mikario: …Make it one thousand coins per castle then.
Princess China: Done.
Mikario: Well let’s a go Lumuigi.
Princess China: One last thing. No invulnerability cheats, use only the infinite lives cheat.
Mikario: MERDA! Scopilo principessa, scopilo!
Princess China: Heh?
Mikario: Italian, femmina! *teleports away to stage 1-1 using the game genie*
Princess China: *brings up Italian-English dictionary* HE CALLED ME WHAT?! Stupid prick…
Lumuigi: Since when did you learn Italian?
Mikario: I already cheated my way into learning every known language known to us.
Lumuigi: Thank god for Game Genie then. Well, let’s get a going.
Mikario: Right. So… how do we kill guys?
Lumuigi: Heh? What do ya mean how we kill guys.
Mikario: How do we as in us, shorten some other guys life to none.
Lumuigi: We just jump on them.
Mikario: You’re kidding me.
Lumuigi: Yep, humans in the mushroom kingdom are blessed with the high jump power up.
Mikario: And we kill guys by jumping on them? Isn’t that… a bit… ya know… primitive and retarded? I mean, I like squashing bugs like any other guy. But we are talking about monsters as big as us.
Lumuigi: And what do you propose?
Mikario: A gun?
Lumuigi: We don’t have guns.
Mikario: Eh… hmmm… what about a car?
Lumuigi: A kart?
Mikario: Does it have weapons?
Lumuigi: I guess.
Mikario: Great, we’ll just run over monsters and stuff.
Limuigi: We’ll need to use the Game Genie lamp though.
Mikario: *takes out Game Genie Lamp and rubs it, then Genie Jafar from Aladin comes out*
Jafar: I am Jafar, the game genie. You have three wishes. Use them all up and I’ll kill you.
Mikario: My first wish is to have infinite wishes, my second wish it make you as strong as an egg.
Jafar: Stupid policies *makes Mikario’s wishes come true* Your wish became reality.
Mikario: Now for my third wish, I want… a Car and some uzi guns.
Lumuigi: Mikario! I told you, no f***ing guns!
Mikario: Look, we are moving to another kingdom afterwards. It doesn’t matter if there are casualties.
Lumuigi: But this is a kids game for crying out loud. What kids game has guns?!
Mikario: Lots of games actually.
Lumuigi: BUT this is Mikario and Lumuigi, we jump, use hammers and rely on stars to destroy our foes. Don’t tell me you want to break that tradition.
Mikario: Look… I just want to get paid, go home and watch tv while eating some lasagna alright. No more, no less.
Lumuigi: …Game Genie. Give my own game and make me escape this hell hole!
Jafar: Whatever green boy.
And that’s how Lumuigi got his own game. Lumuigi’s Mansion.
Mikario: Eh… okay then, more money for me. Well as I said game genie. Give me a kickass car, some guns and some allies with guns to help get me through this world.
Jafar: Whatever… *makes Mikario’s wish come true*
Mikario: Kickass! Now return to your lamp game genie.
Jafar: You will not force me into that hell hole.
Mikario: …*shoots Jafar in the head*
Jafar: Stupid… hp bar *dies*
Mikario: Can you kill a genie? Yes, yes you can. Now to replace Jafar, I pick… Bill Cosby to be the next Game Genie. Yeah, Bill Cosby.
Later that day…
Well after Mikario killed every enemy he saw and saved all the toads he returned to Stage 8-3 to face Princess China and her nagging fury.
Princess China: MIKARIO!!!!!!!!!
Princess China: How dare you kill the goombas and koopas and fill my land with bloodshed!
Mikario: Bloodshed? I just killed them off with a gun, nothing wrong with that.
Princess China: This is a kids game universe for the love of my dad! You DO NOT use guns!
Mikario: Look, I just wanna get paid and I jumping on things to kill them is tiresome and boring and slow.
Princess China: But no one dies that way! They are just sent to another world!
Mikario: And killing them with a gun is different?
Princess China: YES!
Mikario: …Yep yep yep, I’m so totally moving away from the kingdom.
Princess China: Is that alll you have to say?!
Princess China: >_< AARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mikario: Just give my money and I’ll leave.
Princess China: DON’T talk to ME!
Mikario: …I want my reward
Princess China: I DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR REWARD YOU SELFISHLY GREEDY SON OF A PLUMER!
Mikario: …I’m just going to go ask your dad for the money.
Princess China: *takes out her Parasol* RAGE!!! *becomes ingulfed in flames*
Mikario: What the!
Princess China: SUPER PRINCESS CHINA PLUMER BOY!!! *chases after Mikario*
Mikario: *runs away from Princess China* CRUD!!! *takes out game genie* Teleport me to stage 1-1!!!
Mikario then barely evaded Princess China’s grasp and evaded death.
Mikario: Phew… that was close… now… to go get my reward
And so Mikario got away with all his selfish deeds and got the money he was promised and using that money he moved away a place full of rich people and lived the rest of his days happily. The mushroom kingdom however got screwed over on a stick. As for Princess China. Not willing to forgive Mikario, spent the rest of her days to hunt down Mikario and eventually did so. By forcing him to watch the crappiest films ever, nagging him to near death and strangling.
-End of Sketch-
“Welcome back to the Under One Roof very first twenty chapter special. Please enjoy the rest of the show” ~Nell
Since we last saw the situation, the stage is now is near ruins and our trio are now wounded.
“Well let’s try this again. Hello folks and welcome to the special. We already introduced ourselves. I’m China.”
“Zero Hunter over here.”
“So any comments on the sketch performed?”
“You mean the commercial?”
“Yes. The Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade parody Mike”
“Well… we didn’t see it. We were fighting to the death a few minutes ago remember?”
“Blame the writers alright. I’m only reading the script.”
“Wait… there’s a script? Who the hell has the balls to write our dialogue?”
“You’d be amazed… >_>“
Back to the stage…
“So you were reading the script all this time?”
“Shall we go kill them?”
“You actually want to work Mike?”
“I don’t want someone to expect me to say what they want me too. I ain’t a freaking puppet alright!”
“I just wanna kill someone.”
“Well I got no problems. Let’s go kill those stinking writters!”
And so the trio headed back stage to go, kill the writers and like before, Nell came out into the middle of the stage.
“Please mind Mike, China and Zero. But till they return, please enjoy this sketch based on Megaman”
-Comedy Sketch #2-
Mike - Megamike
China - Roll
Zero - Omegaman
Demix - Dr. Demix
Seymour - Dr. Seymour O’ Willy
A.M. - Modman
Avon - Crashman
Marcus - Fighterman
Gwen - Reaperwoman
Nell - Infernogirl
Aaron - Metalman
-In Dr. Light’s house-
*A large tv came flying down through the roof and yet it survived when it landed inside the house. The TV then turned on and showed a message from Dr. Seymour O‘ Willy*
Seymour: Hello Dr. Demix, Megamike and brat
Demix: Hello douche bag man. How is it going?
Megamike: A damn it. Now I have to fix the roof again. Thank you Seymour, thank you in hell.
Roll: *takes out six brooms and hangs unto them with her vines* Want to say that again Dr. Insensitive?
Seymour: Eh… ahum. I’m just here to tell you that I’ve made six evil robots to take over the world.
Megamike: How do six robots take over the world? I mean, what about the military and the americans and stuff. Don’t tell me us Japanese guys are the only people capable enough to make a super fighting robot.
Roll: Yeah and how do you make so much stuff in so little time? I mean
Seymour: Eh… I’m a legendary. Logic does not apply to legendaries. Bye!
Demix: WAIT! I wanted you to pay the damn bill! YOU OWE ME TEN BUCKS BUSTER!
Roll: Doctor, he’s gone.
Megamike: Well I’m not feeling suicidal today, so if you excuse me… *attempts to leave*
Roll: *uses Vinewhip on Mike to stop him in his tracks* No you are not! You are the only one who seems capable and stupid enough to stop Dr. Seymour’s evil plans.
Megamike: But I don’t wan too… and besides, why can’t Zeroman do it? He never does anything….
*Zeroman then suddenly teleported into the room*
Zeroman: No. I’m too cool enough as it is to save the world.
*And that’s why Protoman NEVER did anything in the mega man games. Cause he’s too cool to save the world*
Roll: *uses Vinewhip on Zeroman to tie him up* Now… BOTH of you are going to save the world. Like it or not!
Megamike: Professor. Any comments?
Demix: Ah yes. *coughs* Well from the looks of the strategy guide. These times the odds are against us. So I’m not going to a darn thing about it. Megamike go fight the evil robots and KILL Dr. Willy
Megamike: Kill? Wow… Doc… That’s AWESOME!!! Thank you for finally taking advice. Seymour must die!
Zeroman: Thank you for not making me work
Roll: You know. The moment you entered this house, you became bound to me.
Roll: Let the cleaning begin.
Zeroman: …Where’s the self destruct the button when ya need…
Megamike: Can I press his self-destruct button Profesor? Please!
Demix: No Megamike. Zeroman has to pay for his crimes, his crime being… him being cooler than me.
Zero: Not my fault you all suck
Demix: …You can press the self-destruct button later Megamike
Megamike: Thank you!
*Later at Metalman‘s stage*
Megamike: Please let this guy be the same weakling as before! PLEASE let this guy be a weakling.
Metalman: Welcome weakling.
Megamike: Argh! Metalman!
Metalman: Your time has come! So die! *charges straight towards Mike*
Megamike: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *kicks Metalman in the nuts*
Metalman: Stupid… pain receptors… *explodes*
Megamike: That was easy…
*At the next stage. Reaperwoman’s stage*
Megaman: Please. PLEASE let this lady be…
RW(Reaperwoman): Hello sweety. How are you feeling?
Megamike: *staring at RW’s huge knockers* hamenahamenahamenahamenahamenahamenahamenahamena
RW: Now while you stare, let me just *takes out death scythe* STEAL YOUR ETERNAL SOUL!!! HAHAHA
Megamike: *breaks from RW’s knocker spell* Crud. *starts running away*
RW: Don’t you think you can escape me! *teleports in front of Mike*
Demix: *to Mike using a communication device in Megamike’s brain* Megamike! Use Metalman’s weapon! Too cool for school.
RW: To hell with you! *attacks Megamike with her scythe but*
Megamike: *uses Too cool for school weapon to turn into Aaron*
RW: *stops when she sees Aaron* O_O… Do you… like me?
Megamike: I don’t dig the goth scene.
RW: X_X *her heart explodes along with her body*
*next stage place. Crashman’s stage*
Crashman: Hello Megamike. Nice to see ya.
Megamike: Sorry Crashman. But I’m about to miss my show. *summons a computer screen and plays the hyadain Crashman song*
Crashman: O_O You…….. Bastard…
Megamike: Why aren’t you dead yet?
Crashman: Seymour already knew of the vid…
Megamike: So… are you?
Crashman: *points gun at head* Questions?
Megamike: Just shoot yourself. PLEASE
Megamike: Look, I know people. Do me the favor and I’ll pay it back to you in Under One Roof.
Megamike: I dunno… I’ll make you faction leader?
Crashman: What’s up with people saying that I ain’t leader! I’m the brains alright! I am a natural born leader!
Megamike: *sneaks up Crashman and shots him in the head as Crashman mambles on and on about his life*
*Next Stage Palace. Fighterman’s stage*
Fighterman: I am. FIGHTERMAN! Master of the Shuryuken. For I am FIGHTERMAN! Knee before the shuryuken!
Megamike: Eh… what’s a shuryuken?
Demix: Bad news Megamike. We just got a call from… the guys that make Street Fighter. They want an officially long fight. No cheapassness. This is a fair fight.
Megamike: O_O No! Being cheap is the only way I survive all these retarded encounters. I don’t want slimmer chances at ife.
Demix: Do it, or else…
Megamike: Or else what?
Demix: I”ll burn down the bank.
Megamike: >_< ANYTHING BUT THAT!
Demix: Then do as you are told!
Megamike: Fine… Well Fighterman. Let the best man win.
Fighterman: To late. *uses Shuryuken on Megamike*
Megamike: *evades the attack by moving to Fighterman’s right*
Fighterman: Damnit! You figured out my weak spot
Megamike: Yep. I remember Street Fighter, it’s 2d. So if you’re from Street Fighter. You can only move left and right.
Fighterman: …Can I at least die honorably?
Megamike: *kicks Fighterman in the nuts* Never.
Figherman: Screw you… *explodes*
*next stage. Infernogirl’s stage*
Infernogirl: Hello baby. Well aren’t you feeling hot today?
Megamike: The stage is surrounded by lava for crying out loud!
Infernogirl: I’m just that naughty.
Megamike: Wait… Nell… you know you were a guy right?
Infernogirl: That Nell doesn’t exist anymore. It’s all 100% naughty inferno girl.
Megamike: o-o can robots even do it?
Infernogirl: Well we aren’t just robots are we? We’re also pokemon.
Megamike; …I…have…to… temptation…too…strong
Demix: Use the power! Use the damn power!
Megamike: Augh…. Go… Water style crash bombs! *uses water elemental crash bombs on the lava, making a walk able surface.*
Demix: Good job Mike. Now use Fightermans power.
Megamike: Something’s wrong with the data.
Demix: What the helll… Mike… this is…
Megamike: HADOKEN!!! *Mike shoot one huge ball of blue fire at Infernogir. Instantly killing her*
Infernogirl: Crap… *dies*
*Final stage. Modman’s stage*
Megamike: Finally… the final stage
Modman: Welcome to my stage mortal.
Megamike: Whatever. I don’t feel like fighting you, so I’ll be cheap. *kicks Modman in the balls*
Modman: That didn’t hurt
Megamike: What the. *kicks him again* Now?
Megamike: *kicks Modman again and again and again for ten tries* Now?
Megamike: >_< *uses a charged buster attack* Now?!
Modman: I have balls of brass kid. Your attacks won’t work.
Megamike: What about this… *summons previously defeated female character. Except they are now now naked*
Modman: …Dude…I’m not a furry…
Megamike: At least I tried.
Modman: Now it’s my turn.
Zeroman: Actually it’s mine *appears out of nowhere* The coolest thing alive.
Modman: Ah Zeroman. Glad you could join us.
Zeroman: Now to use my Z-saber! *tries to equip Z-saber but can’t* What the?!
Demix: *to Zeroman* Try being cool without a sword now! You stuck up tough guy!
Megamike: Really bad time to show off Doc.
Modman: Well this is getting rather dull. So I’m just going to kill you now. *snaps fingers*
*Megamike and Zeroman then exploded and their only surviving body parts were their heads*
Zeroman: You just plain fail for that dude. You freaking fail.
Modman: I wouldn’t be talking if I were you.
Megamike: Please. Let me live and I’ll let you kill the idiot.
Modman: You’ll let me? I don’t think your in that kind of a situation.
Megamike: Actually I am.
*Roll who had sneaked up behind Modman, gave him a merciless beating with her six broom.*
*Three hours later*
Modman: LET ME DIE WOMAN! PLEASE, LET ME DIE!!!
Roll: Well since you’re being so generous about it. *impales Modman with one of her brooms, thus making him explode*
*While Roll was fighting Modman. Megamike and Zeroman were playing cards thanks to some machine that Demix sent them*
Megamike: So do you have any threes?
Megamike: Go fish *gets another card drawn from the deck and put into the mechanical hand holding his cards*
Zeroman: Do you have any six?
Roll: Are you two quite done? Cause I thought you’d be cheering.
Megamike: Yeah… well… my attention span isn’t that big and it got tiresome to see you killing the guy.
Zeroman: What he said.
Roll: Fine… well, let’s teleport back to the lab.
*All three robots then teleported back to Dr. Demix’s lab.*
Megamike: Can you fix us Demix?
Zeroman: I need a rebuild…
Demix: Alright. Fine. But first…. Just what happened to Willy?
Roll: Let’s just say, I got my vengeance.
Demix: Did ya kill him?
Roll: Yep. I don’t take to well to insults ya know.
Megamike: Hmmm… say… didn’t you say Roll was the ugliest being to ever be created earlier Zero?
Roll: *gains demonic red eyes*
Zeroman: No! Honest, I would never you call you a ugly hellspawn! Honest! Oh wait… crap…
Roll: *breaks Zero’s head into a thousand pieces with her 6 brooms*
Megamike: Don’t mess with Roll. Ever. Got it.
Demix: *inspects the damage done to Zero* Well… I think I can fix him… somehow… but it’s going to take a while… same goes for you
Megamike: So there’s hope for him? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
-Comic Sketch Finished!-
-*Arctic Master will continue the chaos of the Under One Rood twentieth chapter special*
Thank you for reading.