"In my loneliness I was looking for a new friend
While I was walking I stepped over a crab
He introduced himself, said
'Hello, what a nice day,
Would you be my friend?
My name is Nihilist Crab'
I was slightly jealous of him
He had all the chicks
I thought he was evil
He just said I had to leave my morals
He looked into my eyes, said
'You have to hammer your spiritual life'
I did not have any choice left
I ate him
With lemon and salt
With lemon and salt"
A pretty song I just recorded with my band out of the blue on a lazy day. In part dedicated to my ex-girlfriend, who told me when we broke up that I was a Nihilist. I was just chillin', relaxing in a diplomatic way, trying to make the break-up process easy. But when she said "Nihilist" I snapped.
"STOP. STOP RIGHT THERE. SLOW YOUR HORSES. I may be a zoophilic, psycho, idiot, whatever you think. But- NIHILIST?"
Haha, had a nice laugh after that.
PS: Bear with my amateur voice.