Go away

Ok, story time!

Last Sunday, Mormon missionaries came knocking at my door. They tried to pitch me their goofy deal. I insulted them by telling them that they can't read and pointed to the NO SOLICITING SIGN on my front door, offered them a hash brownie and they turned tail and ran. Obviously I wasn't clear enough in the original sign, so I touched it up. This is the end result. Feel free to print up one for your door and amuse/offend your friends and neighbors!