Man of Malpractice

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Mr. Saltzman is a distubing subject of a medic. Frustrated that he was a bit too light to be a heavy weapons expert, Mr. Saltzman vents his frustrations nearly everywhere else. Mr. Saltzman is a complete tyrant to work with and is extremely aggressive. He will scream at his teammates when they make mistakes or walk out of range from his medi-gun, throw things at them, and verbally abuse them, often being quite sharp in his insults. In the past, he has caused his teammates to walk away, cry, go crazy, and even pass out from shock and stress. He does not discriminate classes; everyone is subjected to his outbursts. His english is broken and heavily accented, and he'll sometimes switch to complete German when infuriated. He has an alarming disregard for human life, and only heals his teammates because it's his job. He hates Adamska for being so fast, he hates Tatienne for being so powerful, he hates Cypress for being so good at his job. Speaking of Cypress, Mr. Saltzman and Cypress regularly butt-heads as to who is the rightful leader of their motley crew. While some of his hostile behavior can be blamed on the fact that he works on a job that he hates, a lot of it can be attributed to their former heavy weapons expert: his father. Mr. Saltzman can be quite civil, outside of battles, especially with other medics. Also, he is a superb healer, and a great shot with both his ubersaw and his needle-gun. For some reason, some people have found him very sexy despite, or perhaps his savage personality.

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