So my sister was being mean and stressing me out about all the evil tricks employers play on potential employees, and I was like, FORGET THIS I WILL MOVE TO SERBIA AND BECOME AN ASSASSIN.
But there were a few holes in my plan. First, I don't speak Russian. SO THE LITTLE BALDING MAN IS MY TRANSLATOR.
Second, I don't like killing people. SO I AM A CONMAN AS WELL AND I ONLY PRETEND TO KILL PEOPLE UNLESS THEY ARE ABSOLUTE JERKS IN WHICH CASE I NOTIFY VIGILANTES ON THE VIGILANTE FORUM THAT SERBIA NO DOUBT HAS.
Because I'm like, WHOA LAZY, this is a colouring page! I'm so lazy I'll probably make more!
PRINT THEM ALL OUT AND MAKE A BOOK SOMEDAY!
OH YES AND THE MAILBOX IS MY ULTRA COOL WEAPON OF JUSTICE.
KAY THAT'S IT.