I've just found the internet

I love those annoying commercials where there's an old man standing somewhere weird ranting about how the internet can't hide from him.
And it can't, no, it really can't. Nothing can hide from Oldmaninswamp. Nothing.
When you're an old man in a swamp THERE IS NOTHING YOU CANNOT FIND.
I bet if I were an old man in a swamp I could find, in less than five minutes, Atlantis, the holy grail, and life on mars.