A Five-Minute Fairy Tale

by glmathgrant

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A Five-Minute Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, there was a boy who lived with his aunt. His uncle had departed for some reason, and they awaited his return. "If you see him, shout 'Uncle!' a lot until I hear you. Then I'll come running to see him!" the aunt said. But the boy was mischievous. He cried 'Uncle!' even though nobody was around. The aunt came running, but seeing no one, said "You brat! You got my heart rate up and exhausted me for nothing!"This happened several times. Suddenly, a random school bully appeared, and beat up the boy. "Uncle! Uncle!" he screamed. But the bully never let up, and the aunt knew better that to get up this time. And thus, the boy died a gruesome death. A few seconds later, the uncle appeared, and got killed by the bully, too. And they all died lifelessly ever after. The End. 

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Jul 15th 2008
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childrens dark and horror family humor nothing satirical
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Ignore the preview image; I just used a random picture on my computer because I didn't feel like making one.

P.S. See title, y0.

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Cyril Says:

Wow... small children should never ever read this. EVER.

Good work for... 5 minutes.